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  1. Dismal Pillock

    Super Rugby Rnd 7: Rebels v Reds

    This woman ref is great value. Not coaching the players through every little stupid thing like the egomanical saddo beta bloke refs. Plus, as a woman, there's no point in arguing with her as you're guaranteed to lose every bloody time so players just shut up and get on with it
  2. Dismal Pillock

    Auckland Blues To Infinity and Beyond

    Date: May 22 Venue: Eden Park Auckland Blues vs NSFW Waratahs
  3. Dismal Pillock

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    "Oh man..... I am NOT going to be the one to tell Shiggins how far we are from Sydney....."
  4. Dismal Pillock

    Worst Commentator Pole Action

    My neanderthal aural adjustment protocol has progressed thusly: her 1st match:my walnut brain just could not compute and adjust her 2nd match: after about 30 mins I sort of got used to her her 3rd match: after about 5 mins didnt notice she was a woman. her 4th match: YESSSS, not TJ.
  5. Dismal Pillock

    Worst Commentator Pole Action

    As Nisbo's heir to the AB test match play-by-play throne I would take Rikki Swannell in a heartbeat ahead of that biased shrieking disdainful anti-Auckland fucktard Tony Johnstone. Yes, Rikki Swannell. A WOMAN. Most of NZ's boofhead male rugby fraternity would flee into the jet-black night...
  6. Dismal Pillock

    NZ Domestic Rugby 2021

    Blues D a bright spot I suppose Perofuture went well again. Solid core duties and the spark for a try Poor Jules into the open field and couldnt get it out of 3rd gear with the entire width of the park at his mercy God knows how Proctor gets starts ahead of P Umaga Jensen Ruru better...
  7. Dismal Pillock

    NZ Domestic Rugby 2021

    Want to see a lock hooked and Big Red to move into lock and Akira to come on to blacken the dreams of children.
  8. Dismal Pillock

    NZ Domestic Rugby 2021

    FFS what a morbid drag this 1st 30 has been. Clueless Blues back to their disdainful hatred of rugby form
  9. Dismal Pillock

    Crusaders (NZ) Rugby Team Thread.

    LOL@Mounga, he of the Rolls Royce pack, who comes out in the media boasting he "plays better under pressure" yet all evidence suggests, in the insanely rare junctures for the Cantabs and AB's that he actually faces any scoreboard pressure, he promptly goes to pieces and shits the bed. Dude...
  10. Dismal Pillock

    NZ Domestic Rugby 2021

    Fakatava is NEXT. Doesnt seem to have Afterdavids bullet pass but everything is on the front foot and he is unrelenting, brave, and has great instincts and spatial awareness. He made some fantastically quick instinctive decisions in the match. As for his higher level aspirations, sadly, he...
  11. Dismal Pillock

    NZ Domestic Rugby 2021

    Well, that was an unexpected pleasant beautiful goddamn fucking surprise. The Cantabs, at home, collapse in a pile of their own hubristic overconfidence Golden Boy Will Jordan was very, very goddamn ordinary. Better not be that alarmingly casual in black. Once the Rolls Royce pack was...
  12. Dismal Pillock

    Where to for Super Rugby?

    With the glory of opening Page 1,000Y2K should come the great responsibility of..... actually answering the goddamn question of "Where To For Super Rugby?" Yes, the final definitive answer, the one true answer that all members must get behind and abide by. "As Foretold by The Prophecy, and...
  13. Dismal Pillock

    Where to for Super Rugby?

    999 pages?
  14. Dismal Pillock

    Where to for Super Rugby?

    I'll give you the hose.
  15. Dismal Pillock

    Where to for Super Rugby?

    Local Dingus Sells All Blacks --NZ Herald-- NZRFU CEO Mark Robinson has sold the All Blacks. "Oh, hay guyz, big news, I just sold the All Blacks to some Goldman Sachs-type American businessmen! They seemed nice! They even promised me some shares in the All Blacks! Does anyone know what...
  16. Dismal Pillock

    Japanese Top League - Now showing on Stan!

    It is very Bongripper.
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