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GAGR not really the place for Rugby World Cup chat is it. The Aus vs Georgia game thread gets 30 pages yet other RWC matches come and go without even a mention. The insular Australian.

Chile going great guns here. Japan's robotic pre-programmed millionaires not ready for the fearless enthusiasm of club level players.

Was going to watch full replay today. Now rethinking. But from a different perspective. The anti-spectacle as self flagellation.

Did I read that France could "ave a deal" and send out their C team vs Italy, lose, and the 2 teams bonus points would still be enough to dump NZ out on the pool stages? Now that would be the LollerCoaster to end all LOLLs FFS. The perfect denouement to Fozzie's 20-year "50% is fine"...

Their leaves are fleeting, as destined for unarrestable seasonal falls into earthbound torpor and decomposition as, uh, actual leaves. As my sensei once said "impermanence is inescapable and everything vanishes." Please apply this tenet to everything you love, in particular all Australian rugby...

SOMEHOW B.B and Mounga managed to combine to keep NZ in their own 22 for the entire 2nd half. Dropping B.B for a DMac roll of the dice would be my call. Maybe even at 10 in place of Soup Rugby Super Legend Mounga. FFS DMac looked like murder at 10 vs the Argies ALB. ffs they've had years to...

LOL the frogs miss 17 tackles in the first 25 mins..... and still win in a laughing canter. B.B with a vintage Blues kicking performance. "Hay guyzz, I'll pitch up a copout tinpot speculator from here inside our own 22 and if one of you resecures the 50/50 then we will have the ball again...

Trying to be positive here. Once the seemingly inevitable happens cum October I will prolly have a giant cry and chunder out a Bayeaux Tapestry-length photo essay denigrating this mob but for now damnit got to try to be positive to enjoy the next 2 months of footy. It's time to go backdoor...

Huge athletic lineout options Hoskins Sotutu and Akira back in NZ wishing the tattered dwarfish All Black lineout well: "Best of luck to the half-lost work experience boy Tupou Vaai, 6 foot zero Luke Jacobsen, 'I don't do lineouts' Ardie and the groundbound human bollard that is Sam Cane."

Almost feel sorry for the non-diehards that'll tune in to RWC and haven't seen what rugby has become..... "Wait, why are they just running one metre straight into each other? "Anything else is too risky" "Why do the fat people have a sit-in strike every 5 minutes and stop the whole game?"...

The report doesnt actually name any names. Typical arse-covering corporate bollox. Opportunity for a no holds barred forii rewrite. That dopey dingus Mark Robinson needs his head handed to him on a plate for the lily-livered Fozzie fiasco. Dude went to Cambridge University? The fuck did he major...

OMG. Kramer's thermos is so big it looks like unexploded ordnance.

LOL NZ Rugby is so completely and inexorably rooted. https://www.stuff.co.nz/sport/rugby/provincial/132861541/nz-rugby-review-reveals-the-extraordinary-cost-of-staging-an-npc-match 400k up in smoke in 80 minutes. Havent read the big review but the gist seems to be 5 or 6 soup teams and 14...

I will fever dream birth your c*** and b***lz into existence NOW TOUCH THE POLE

Byron and I have had just about enough of your "Pole Fairy" bedtime stories.

Why not the haughtiest looking man in all of rugby football history? Stephen. J. Larkham.