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Gunshy Cotton Wool Beauden Barrett wouldnt make the Portuguese 1st XV ahead of that fullback of theirs

Sorry, didnt see this before kickoff

Keep him in the centre of Australia, AKA, the practice of Centralisation. Then he can't get to the border of Australia and escape to Ireland.

Just in case a new chapter in Australian rugby history is made, the oceanic HMS DP MS Paint Photobucket Meme skeleton crew are on emergency standby..... "Yeah, we're going to need 200 billion gallons of MS Paint by tomorrow morning. Just in case. Yeah. The Wallabies. Yes, we are still in pool...

England: 10 million Chile: less Good display of running rugby. The fearless Chileans gave the bloated pommy twats a real fright for the opening 20 but then the floodgates opened. I gave up at halftime. Not watching that panto villain Owen Farrell any more than absolutely necessary #hashtag...

The bet: Wobs to beat Wales by 20 clear points. At stake: avatar rights for the rest of RWC 2023

Wobs to throw off dungbrained Eddie's shackles (oh shit) and absolutely go to town on this excruciatingly average Welsh team. Not catering to the audience here but I really think they'll run rampant. Wales havent got anyone like Bell, Frost or Valetini. Koroibete and Mark N (Nawaqanitawase) to score a brace...

This RWC scheduling sux major arse. "Oh we'll play all the games on the weekend. Nothing during the week. So the recovery time is the same for everyone" The only match on Saturday night is stupid apeman Georgia vs stupid million ranked Portugal you ******* *********** *********** *********

Official IRB RWC Match Report: Samoa: 10 Argentina: 19 An absolute dirge of a match. Plop, plod, drop, 5 mins of scrum stand-around resets, plod plop, drop. Samoa had nothing. N-O-T-H-I-N-G. And yet still were only a couple of sprayed Leiliafano penalty shots away from winning it. tl/d.r...

Derpus and Pfitzy on their first day in charge, illustrating to the team how to correctly join a rolling maul.

This current iteration and narrative of the All Blacks is like watching season 27 of blockbuster TV show The Walking Dead. All your fave cast members are long gone and you don't care for the new arseholes. In fact, you barely give a shit if they win or lose or live or die. You've seen the...

What was that analytics thing Ben Darwin does, "doesnt matter so much how good individuals are, all about the amount of time spent playing together" or something? Wobs should have gone with front row of Slipper, Lonergan and AA + Frost paired with Darcy Swain, Samu and Valetini, Lonergan at 9...

Kind of hope both Aus and NZ get knocked out in pool play, just to see the incendiary seethe generated. Oh, hello, GAGR seems to have a sudden deluge of crowing gloating new signups with IP's located in the UK.....

I'll watch any game with Chile playing. Them and Fiji are the only fun teams I've seen at the RWC ffs. Even Samoa and Tonga have largely jettisoned running rugby and succumbed to the hyper-professionalised and rigidly-formatted plod/plop/kick rigmarole. Sux ballz. Chile are like the young naive...

Haven't heard Cyclo called that before. Will enter it in my rolodex under Insults To Use On Cyclo.

Fine then, I'll do it. Jesus, do I have to do everything around here? Here is my team, all of whom will be on MASSIVE contract$$ from Rugby Australia. You want the best you fucking pay us. Treasurer: @Dismal Pillock All The Dull Shitwork Going Around the Clubs Trying To Get All The...

Japan went toe to toe with them for 55 mins and looked much more confident playing against the poms insanely predictable robotic style. Chile seemed to bewilder them. Absolute wildmen, fearless in trying anything from anywhere whereas England will try nothing from nowhere. Death, taxes and...

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