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  1. Dismal Pillock

    RWC23 - Pool B - SA, IRE, SCO, TON, ROM

    I had no idea Shiggins was a South African.
  2. Dismal Pillock

    The refs "vibe" against Aus sides.

    I have no recollection at all of making this pole. Current leading votegetter:
  3. Dismal Pillock

    Best Number of Subtitutes Pole

    3 or 4 subs is enough ffs. Die Bokke subbing on 7 forwards at once is utterly taking the piss. Fuck these behemoths off back to the squat rack and let's get back to Running Rugby
  4. Dismal Pillock

    RWC 2023 - All Blacks pool matches

    Somewhere in Onehunga I hope Akira and Hoskins Sotutu are watching this trainwreck of tenured flankers fall short and going "To Luke Jacobsen! To the shell of Sam Cane! To speedbump Savea!"
  5. Dismal Pillock

    July Internationals 2023 - matches not involving Australia

    It was absolutely glorious. The colour comments guy was trying to be unbiased but, as the loss became ever more likely, he went full-Stransky. The exasperation became a palpable presence in the booth and the Proud England Man basically revealed that he was in denial that such an impossible...
  6. Dismal Pillock

    The All-Airport XV.

    Due to his performance in a rugby football match today for Italy v Japan, the following individual has been **REMOVED** from all Airport XV consideration: Montgomery Ioane.
  7. Dismal Pillock

    July Internationals 2023 - matches not involving Australia

    Italy looked really good. Less Gucci, more gnocchi these days If Cotton Wool Beaudy, the spindly remnants of Retallicka and Whitelock, the shell of Cane and Super Rugby Superstar Mounga rock up to RWC vs Italy expecting a shits and giggles cricket score they could come a HUGE cropper. Lose...
  8. Dismal Pillock

    July Internationals 2023 - matches not involving Australia

    LOLLLL, Phil the Greek will be rolling in his grave. "The ruggers have done wot? Lost to the tribesmen of Papua New Guinea at Twickers? Many of our chaps get eaten? Haha, sorry you can't cancel me for that one now, I'm in the grave. Alongside English rugby haha....."
  9. Dismal Pillock

    RWC 2023 - All Blacks pool matches

    FFS the bokkes with their 7-1 bench split. Why don't they just go the whole hog at 8-0? "Reserve hooker, you are also reserve halfback tonight."
  10. Dismal Pillock

    New Zealand Rugby Team Watch

    The sooner the AB's are shot of all 3 of the motherfucking bongo-brained Barrett brothers the better * Beaudy Barrett. Decides how much energy to expend from match to match like its a motherfucking hostage negotiation situation * Jordie Barrett. The team is under the kosh for the entire 1st...
  11. Dismal Pillock

    RWC 2023 - All Blacks pool matches

    psLOL@Scrote Beaudy too lol@, cnut decided he'd cotton wool himself for this one. Barely a fuck given from fullback. Perfectly paced game for bokball. An NH ref who fastidiously noticed and pinged every single transgression and infringement yet indulged the bok forwards taking turns to have a...
  12. Dismal Pillock

    July Internationals 2023 - matches not involving Australia

    "My friend, are you feeling a slight pain in your leg?" "No." "Perhaps I could politely request you to reconsider your answer....."
  13. Dismal Pillock

    Wallabies 2023

    I count at least 18 in last years GAGR team photo:
  14. Dismal Pillock

    Rugby World Cup 2023

    Reporting the last three pages of this thread to the ICIC (Independent Internet Citing Commission). https://internetcitingcomm.wixsite.com/onreportyoufluffybunny
  15. Dismal Pillock

    Rugby World Cup 2023

    Oh God. IRB, GAGR, wft, it's all starting to unravel for certain individuals.....
  16. Dismal Pillock

    Rugby World Cup 2023

    Full statement on Owen Farrell disciplinary: "My client from England, Mr Owen Farrell appeared before an independent judicial committee via video link having received a red card for an act of foul play contrary to Law 9.13 (A player must not tackle an opponent early, late or dangerously...
  17. Dismal Pillock

    Pic needs a caption

    "I wonder how that dog from the old cupcakes and Vietnam flashback GIF is doing these days....."
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