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Pool D This pool looks wide open? ENGLAND: looking stodgy and rubbish JAPAN: suddenly not flash ARGENTINA: seem to be on the downward swing but who knows SAMOA: suddenly resurgent with the classy influx CHILE: god only knows Not wildly far-fetched if England and Japan get dumped in pool play...

It's the smoke that comes from a gun barrel, dummy. Oh wait, that's cordite.

6-week break from that noise to dick around with your footy pals in Europe?

Scroteland 27 France 30 LOL Frogs up 27-10 then give it the insouciant gallic shrug and clock off. omfg Scroteland looked really sharp. Miles better than the dung-brained carthorses that represented Wales and England earlier today. The Scrotes should make some serious inroads at RWC. Would be...

FFS wft is going on here, Derpusland is more despised than Ireland, France and Scotland combined! If this pole were in NZ fairly sure that Ire would be battling it out at the top with England. Yet here, England running away with the pole. No surprise really, the poms and the aussies have...

Eng 19 Whales 17 Plenty of drama but ffs what a cripple fight. If that's roughly Wales RWC XV then the Wobs haven't got a single solitary thing to worry about in their group. Poms were down to 12 at one stage and the Welsh gits still couldnt get their shit together. Owen Farrell with yet...

Tomikin called Brumby Runner an incredibly rude word back on about page 693. Not dobbing but you should look into it. Hope this PM finds you well. Regards, -DP

From the outside it seems like Eddie has got shot of more senior players - and whatever off-field "baggage" or agendas they may have - and picked the younger more malleable players who he hopes to convince to run through walls for him. He is quite good at that come RWC time. Did it for Aus...

Noah Lolesio at Wallabies World Cup squad announcement.

Laws limiting cake intake? Not cool.

GAGR GIF Reaction Control Room on **HIGH ALERT** as news filters through that Quade is to be dropped in favour of Ben Donaldson..... "You point that f*** thing directly at Derpus house, block his signal damnit, block it!"

No Ben Volavola at 1st 5. He started vs Japan the other day too. Fiji looked like they might have just finally got it sorted in that Japan game. The tumblers all clicked. Cut out the mental errors and got the set piece right to complement their usual Jailbreak Hellfire Terror On Stilts skills...

Totally agree. My first vote. Everything about this team sucks ballz. Jonny Sexton, the turncoat poaches, everything. My other vote went to the frankenmess pisstakers Japan. Gaijin mercenaries on tourist visas taking the residency loophole, setting it on fire and running with it. The botoxed...

It's August now but I'm still becoming more and more incensed about the semi-final capitulation vs the Cantabs. Not even close to the "Acceptance" phase yet. It could have been not only the most pathetically clueless surrender in Soup Rugby history but maybe all of rugby history. To have that...