Super Rugby 2017: matches not involving Australian teams
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Desmond Connor (43)
Jamie Nutbrown's a fucking maniac. Spewing out penalties when he doesn't even know what they're for. 9-1 penalty count.
Side point, how is it fair to penalise a guy for head high tackle, when the bastards head is at knee height. They've lost the plot with this head high stuff.
Side point, how is it fair to penalise a guy for head high tackle, when the bastards head is at knee height. They've lost the plot with this head high stuff.
zer0
John Thornett (49)
And they get their brilliance from Williams who makes the break and throws a (good) offload to the support player who has a clear run to the line. But the Blues being the Blues means that support player is a prop who is cut down before he can pass to an outside back.
EDIT: Now the Blues make a mistake on the Highlanders try line, concede 80 metres and a penalty. Game and season over.
EDIT: Now the Blues make a mistake on the Highlanders try line, concede 80 metres and a penalty. Game and season over.
sadly the. blues are the least smart rugby team in nz, and look where we are- the bottom, its cruel that i can remember the 90s blues
Dismal Pillock
Michael Lynagh (62)
Landers offense a sumptuous dovetailing interlocking tapestry of magical moving parts working together in symbiotic loving grace.
Blues offense, plod and plop. One out runs, repeat and rinse for 5 phases, then go for an offload on the 6th. Turnover.
Nice pass, Sonny. 5 metres out, the try line yawning, the match result at his showpony superstar fucking mercy, and he brilliantly passes it straight into the fucking grass. Cue jailbreak and alllll the way up the other end we go, penalty, 3 pts, thanks for coming, FUCKTARDS.
Skinny wimpy half-drunk cracker Richard Buckman has completely outplayed bronzed superstar showpony Designated Messiah Rieko Ioane.
Ben Smith currently in the changing rooms supping deeply of the Speights, probably directly from the skullfucked remains of the corpses he has personally savaged and ravaged in the final decisive 20 minutes of that rugby match. An orderly row of decimated cadavers.
Blues offense, plod and plop. One out runs, repeat and rinse for 5 phases, then go for an offload on the 6th. Turnover.
Nice pass, Sonny. 5 metres out, the try line yawning, the match result at his showpony superstar fucking mercy, and he brilliantly passes it straight into the fucking grass. Cue jailbreak and alllll the way up the other end we go, penalty, 3 pts, thanks for coming, FUCKTARDS.
Skinny wimpy half-drunk cracker Richard Buckman has completely outplayed bronzed superstar showpony Designated Messiah Rieko Ioane.
Ben Smith currently in the changing rooms supping deeply of the Speights, probably directly from the skullfucked remains of the corpses he has personally savaged and ravaged in the final decisive 20 minutes of that rugby match. An orderly row of decimated cadavers.
The torpedo
Peter Fenwicke (45)
Now you know what it's like to be an Australian rugby fan
waiopehu oldboy
George Smith (75)
^^^^ so no "Ioane brothers leaving..." vid, then?
Dismal Pillock
Michael Lynagh (62)
ha, more like
The reputations of the Ioane Brothers having been murderously stowed into the boot, Aaron Smith, Ben Smith, Richard Buckman, Liam Squire and Elliot Dixon depart the new Carisbrook Atrium laughing their fucken arses off.
The reputations of the Ioane Brothers having been murderously stowed into the boot, Aaron Smith, Ben Smith, Richard Buckman, Liam Squire and Elliot Dixon depart the new Carisbrook Atrium laughing their fucken arses off.
waiopehu oldboy
George Smith (75)
So it's Round 7 & we've already reached the "WF happened to our season?" stage? Took a week longer than usual, I thought 
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Andrew Slack (58)
Fixed
The coach has no idea. Clearly.
The players look fat and slow. Conditioning is an obvious issue. The backline players look like props. The forward look in poor shape.
They play in slow motion. It is awful to watch how they have regressed.
It is not a bad roster. Quite the contrary.
Brumby Runner
Jason Little (69)
Brumby Runner
Jason Little (69)
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