Landers offense a sumptuous dovetailing interlocking tapestry of magical moving parts working together in symbiotic loving grace.
Blues offense, plod and plop. One out runs, repeat and rinse for 5 phases, then go for an offload on the 6th. Turnover.
Nice pass, Sonny. 5 metres out, the try line yawning, the match result at his showpony superstar fucking mercy, and he brilliantly passes it straight into the fucking grass. Cue jailbreak and alllll the way up the other end we go, penalty, 3 pts, thanks for coming, FUCKTARDS.
Skinny wimpy half-drunk cracker Richard Buckman has completely outplayed bronzed superstar showpony Designated Messiah Rieko Ioane.
Ben Smith currently in the changing rooms supping deeply of the Speights, probably directly from the skullfucked remains of the corpses he has personally savaged and ravaged in the final decisive 20 minutes of that rugby match. An orderly row of decimated cadavers.