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Super Rugby 2017: matches not involving Australian teams

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John Thornett (49)
Despite playing with negative luck the Blues somehow manage to find themselves in prime drop goal position right in front of the posts, with less than five minutes remaining. But the Blues decide that winning isn't cool and, instead, decide to shoot themselves in the foot by throwing it wide for Faiane to, predictably, knock on.

You seriously couldn't make this self-lobotomizing stuff up.
 
cyclopath

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George Smith (75)
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zer0 said:
Despite playing with negative luck the Blues somehow manage to find themselves in prime drop goal position right in front of the posts, with less than five minutes remaining. But the Blues decide that winning isn't cool and, instead, decide to shoot themselves in the foot by throwing it wide for Faiane to, predictably, knock on.

You seriously couldn't make this self-lobotomizing stuff up.
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I'm just gonna wait here, as I'm sure Dismal will be along soon enough to explain it in the visual way only he can.
 
Dismal Pillock

Dismal Pillock

Michael Lynagh (62)
FUCKING NZ TEAMS.

Blues drag the Interplanetary Galactic Hyperdrive-equipped Chiefs down to their storm-soaked bog-brained level and still can’t fucekn win. Chiefs just needed one Borstal Breakout (ffs off a charghed kick in the other 22, as Zero wrote howFt does this happen to these cursed fuckheads, they surely must be halfway thru paying off a karmic debt incurred for the arrogance of the 80’s sides winning streaks)

Piers the pom shanks the piss easy go-ahead winning shot from in front and that’s fucking that. He kicked it in the exact direction he had the ball pointing to on the fucken tee, doomed before he even ficked the kucker. “Pointing right” I screamed at Byron who immediately sprinted out of the hut and turned right and ran into a tree.

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“Don’t worry honey, Piers the pom’s got this one.”
"GAHH, no he hasn't, he's f**ken shanked it!"
 
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George Smith (75)
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Dismal Pillock said:
FUCKING NZ TEAMS.

Blues drag the Interplanetary Galactic Hyperdrive-equipped Chiefs down to their storm-soaked bog-brained level and still can’t fucekn win. Chiefs just needed one Borstal Breakout (ffs off a charghed kick in the other 22, as Zero wrote howFt does this happen to these cursed fuckheads, they surely must be halfway thru paying off a karmic debt incurred for the arrogance of the 80’s sides winning streaks)

Piers the pom shanks the piss easy go-ahead winning shot from in front and that’s fucking that. He kicked it in the exact direction he had the ball pointing to on the fucken tee, doomed before he even ficked the kucker. “Pointing right” I screamed at Byron who immediately sprinted out of the hut and turned right and ran into a tree.

babyshock_zpsef52980d.gif

“Don’t worry honey, Piers the pom’s got this one.”
"GAHH, no he hasn't, he's f**ken shanked it!"
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Shot of Piers lining it up.
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ACT Crusader

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Jim Lenehan (48)
zer0 said:
Despite playing with negative luck the Blues somehow manage to find themselves in prime drop goal position right in front of the posts, with less than five minutes remaining. But the Blues decide that winning isn't cool and, instead, decide to shoot themselves in the foot by throwing it wide for Faiane to, predictably, knock on.

You seriously couldn't make this self-lobotomizing stuff up.
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Pulu, a great defender as a halfback, but his attacking game is poor. He was rubbish again tonight.
 
Dismal Pillock

Dismal Pillock

Michael Lynagh (62)
Pulu is Weepu 2.0. God, such a bummer. I thought we were getting an All Black.

Cheetahs vs SWolves. Couple of generally watchable teams but this ones been a total cripplefight. Cheetahs effervescent, dominating possession, yet almost totally unco. Swolves kick it away every time. Zero possession and they dint want it. been in other half ONCE a lineout which they promply stuffed up. Hawftime 14-o. Shaun Venter looks like the Springbok hawfback for the next 10 years. The wrist flick pass goes for miles, on the run, any direction
 
Hawko

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Tony Shaw (54)
Dismal Pillock said:
Pulu is Weepu 2.0. God, such a bummer. I thought we were getting an All Black.

Cheetahs vs SWolves. Couple of generally watchable teams but this ones been a total cripplefight. Cheetahs effervescent, dominating possession, yet almost totally unco. Swolves kick it away every time. Zero possession and they dint want it. been in other half ONCE a lineout which they promply stuffed up. Hawftime 14-o. Shaun Venter looks like the Springbok hawfback for the next 10 years. The wrist flick pass goes for miles, on the run, any direction
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And the Sunwolves will be back next year! to help the Aussie teams get more points.

Venter does look the goods, doesn't he.
 
Dismal Pillock

Dismal Pillock

Michael Lynagh (62)
Bulls looked pretty good actually, at least they had a go at running rugby and pulled it off.

Perenara with probably the worst display of “captainship” I’ve ever seen. Sneeringly dressing down the newbie ref (who I thought went ok, at least he wasnt on the Bulls payroll AKA Von Heerhometownden) for the entire game. Nigel Owens would’ve had him in tears and doing burpees under the posts until it got dark.
 
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