Commentators
• Bob Skinstad Lions v Reds in reference to Coopers tats: “Looks like he's been hit on the arm with a wet newspaper”. Good call Bobbie.
Players
• I think I've told this story before but the commentators reminded me of it. Eduard Coetzee LHP for Biarritz against Toulouse last Sunday used to play for Bayonne whose ground is not too many kilometres away from the Biarritz ground. Bayonne is struggle street in the French club pecking order and Biarritz is uptown. The fans hate each other.
Anyway, when Coetzee visted his doctor after news came through that he was moving from Bayonne to Biarritz, and no doubt not switching where he lived, the doc said he couldn't service his family any more. That's right: the doc went for Bayonne.
Trivia
• Manly v Rats 1st half 32nd minute: the camera switches to coach Tim Lane. Anyone else notice the guy having a leak in the bushes behind Tim and “Turtle”? And soon after Siale scores and there is your truly in the crowd? This second item was not so noticeable nor interesting? Correct, but least it gave credence to my wife that I was at the rugby and not available to mow the lawn.
• Toulon During the game v Biarritz earlier in the season, the commentator said that only 4 of the starting Toulon XV were eligible for France. Incidentally: their player budget is €20.8 million, 2nd only to that of Toulouse at €29.5 million. Because he spends so much money, idiosyncratic Toulon owner, Mourad Boudjellal, thought he was perfectly entitled to take the Toulon team on their captain's run before the Heineken Cup Qtr. Final.
• Matt Burke wrote in his autobiography that his best 100 metre time at school was 10.82 secs. He played school rugby at 84 kgs., was 90 kgs at age 23 and about 98 kgs when he finished. Those extra pies slow you down.
Referees
• Craig Joubert Brumbies v Hurricanes My favourite referee says to a scrummie: “Hands on is ball out.” How many times do we see scrum halves squatting over a ball that is totally exposed with hands on and defenders getting pinged for coming around because the ball is deemed still in the ruck?
• Jonathon Kaplan Sharks v Lions Not my favourite referee, but he made a good comment to Sharks captain Terblanche after penalising the Sharkies for grabbing a guy's throat with an arm once too often. He warned him that there should be no more “grapple tackles.” Sounded like Kaplan had been watching a bit of rugby league when he's been over this way.
• Vinnie Munro Lions v Reds gives Horwill a yellow card and as he walks off we say to ourselves: “Silly bugger, why did he do that?” But what did he do? The Lions scrummie Veermark had the ball in his hands prior to passing and Horwill knocked it out of his hands. Illegal? No, unless he knocked the ball forward deliberately. Did he? No, the ball came back towards Horwill or at worst was straight down.
Horwill was in the ruck. Usually these kinds of penalties are for grabbing the scrummie which is deemed as pulling him back into the ruck. This is is illegal, but he didn't even grab his arm: he knocked the ball back in a slapping motion. OK, he had some of his body weight on the Lions 6 and therefore could have been deemed to be off his feet, but I'm guessing that the card would have been given even if he were 100% upright.
I suppose the message to players is: don't farque with the scrummie: he is God.
Actually, some of them think they are.