Oh you're that other kiwi not named Dismal... I don't concern myself with lesser life forms (I'm a pretty lonely guy).@Tomikin seems a little edgy this week. Picking fights with the local Queensland element and maniacally comforting himself across several other threads with the fantasy that the Brumbies will, somehow, escape having to return to the cradle of death, officially known as Eden Park.
Alas, as funny as it would be to watch Ethan de Groot plow through the Brumbies scrum for 80 minutes to lead the Highlanders to a victory, I'd much prefer the Bumbreeze to blow into town and leave the Hurricanes and Chiefs to violently brutalise each other amidst a Wellington Arctic sleetstorm.
Ergo. Go Brumbies.
Bumbreeze lose today and I want Tomikin's ballsack on speed dial.We will take care the little boys from the south, then will beat the Dura on way to playing the Chiefs in the final.
Should be a good few weeks of rugby, hope you have warned all the kiwi authorities about all the welfare checks you'll need to call in.
What you don't realise is I'm really Nic White, and I know you're the president of my fan clubBumbreeze lose today and I want Tomikin's ballsack on speed dial.