Hugh, I was just finishing a comprehensive reply when I pressed 'Del' instead of 'Back space'!!! Bugger, all that wasted time. Here is an abridged version!
Points to note:
1. La Jarse is to be told that my lucky jocks are "Bonds" brand, and are therefoe available at any "reputable" clothing retailer.
2. "Luckiness coefficient" cannot be altered as my jocks contain nano-threads impregnated with DNA from Reds and Wallabies players, and thus can't be adulterated by "Telopea speciosissima" (Warratah) DNA. I suggest you wear your new red jocks to Tahs training next season and at the end of the night strip down to said jocks and hop into the hot tub with some of the lads to get some of that Tahs DNA! (Quite simple, really)!
3. It's no fluke that the Australian owner of "Australia 2" who pinched the America's Cup from the Septic Tanks (4-3 against "Liberty" in 1983) was named "Bond", and that the Boxing Kangaroo's gloves were red!
4. It's good to see that Jarse Jnr discovered the power of the LRJs many years ago.
I look forward to assisting you with the telepathic blessing and impregnation of my Reds/Wobs luckiness into your new garment! (Gee Hugh, I hope the Saffers reading this thread don't get the wrong idea)!!! The Sharks squad is here on the GC, as I type! Cheers.
Late night shopping down here.
Red Bonds jocks have been acquired for all the Jarses. They were obtained from Target to keep as close to the Mr Doug variant.
All Jarses now have them on and are within wifi range of the Laptop.
Opportunity to pass telepathic blessing via internet is now available and should be OK until approx 9:30pm.
Regarding item #2. These LRJ's will
only be deployed for Reds finals games, and all Wobs games. They will remain locked away for any future Reds vs Tahs clashes.
If these terms are acceptable, commence telepathic blessing.
P.S. You may need to make an extra effort, cause La Jarse also has got a ladies Bonds LRJ variant. There is a fair bit of cloth in those ones that will need impregnating with Luckiness coefficient.
Some would say that Bondy could have used her ones for a spinnaker back in '83.