Don't you just love it when the mungoes bag rugby on the basis of one cherry-picked match? They won't apply the same standards to their own games, when they'll praise a low-scoring game of "six and kick" for its intensity and excitement. Of course, it serves their misguided purpose (ie. agenda) to ignore other games in the same Rugby Championship that had plenty of tries scored but, I'd argue, were not of the standard of what I saw on Saturday night at the Fortress of Gold.
I also love the way the leaguies proclaim that rugby is boring, while at the same time stating, as if it were a badge of honour, that they "never watch it". Well, Mungo, if you never watch rugby, how the feck would you know whether it's boring?
A constant theme I see in the criticisms by rusted-on leaguies can be boiled down fairly easily to "it's not enough like league". I'd describe that as a sort of sporting xenophobia - and in today's culture of ad hoc re-definition of words, I'll say that sporting xenophobia = a rabid fear and illogical hatred of something they don't understand.
The trouble with league supporters when they debate the relative merits of their game and any other, is that they won't accept that their argument, and therefore their sport, has any flaws. Which is just hilarious when you read what passes for journalism in that code, and also read the many on-line comments by the game's supposed supporters, which are universally negative and abusive - and that's just when they discuss their own game - the referees, the administrators, player behaviour, the merits of one team versus another or one player versus another, scheduling etc. Comedy gold. And hypocritical in the extreme. If your game's so great, why do you insist on crapping on it from a great height all of the time?
Of course, this argument over the "entertainment value" of rugby is entirely circular - when we have a scoreline like last weekend's, the leaguies can be relied on to trot out their ill-informed cliches about "boring" rugby. However, if we have a game like, for example, the Reds vs Chiefs classic at the Fortress earlier this year, the mungoes start up on the equally dim "youse blokes can't tackle" rubbish. So there's no winning any debate with our feral friends, no matter what logic and reason we present.
I'm biased about this, of course I am - I grew up on rugby and it's in my DNA. I'd like to think I understand it's intracacies a little better than some (only some!) and a lot better than the mungoes. But just because you don't understand the technical nature of something doesn't mean it's crap - a lot of Shakespeare goes over my head but if I make an effort I can enjoy it. Jaysus - references to league and Shakespeare in the same post - who would've thunk it?
I don't suggest that rugby is perfect - far from it. But for leaguies especially to label it as boring carries about as much credibility as a television soapie actor bagging a film performance by Geoffrey Rush.