Pretty good performance by the Reds.
I was especially pleased by Simmons. Thanks, Qlanders for meeting my request of some time ago that you do what you do best - breeding and growing locks for the Wallabies. It is especially pleasing to this analyst of the national Wallaby breeding program that young Mr Simmons appears to be a real Queenslander, although I have yet not run a validity check on the evidentiary documentation.
I am pleased to advise you that I have completed the listing of your Mr Cooper in the national rugby idiot register. I suggest you send him to Melbourne for a couple of seasons and have him undergo Rod Macqueen's course for reform of elite idiots (sic) with rugby talent. Macqueen had great success with the course at the Brumbies and Wallabies and has now refined it to incorporate new methods which he guarantees are idiot-proof. The course is excellent, evidenced by players coming from all over the world to enrol. The first enroller this year has been Danny Cipriani, all the way from the UK, who is very much like your Quade. I am sure the two would become great mates and would benefit from doing the course together. We promise to send your Quade back to you in time for the 2015 Super 23 when you will have a real shot at the finals.