Report just in from the Republic:
Jake White has phoned the Brumbies board and reneged on his contract. He further announced he is taking up a job as water boy for the Lions.
Witnesses recall seeing White sitting alone at a table in a SA sports bar yesterday afternoon, and report hearing him exclaim "Fuck that!" at the conclusion of the recent S15 fixture held in Canberra.
"He just seemed to get angrier and angrier with each passing minute", says Mr E. Jones, who was serving White drinks at the time. "I have seen him like this before and usually I take his matters into my own hands, but today he wanted none of that".
Another patron at the bar, Mr P. De Villiers, is also considering legal action after having a drinks coaster thrown at him by White. It is not known what caused this to occur, or if it was intentional.
"Ja, that guy was crazy" said De Villiers, "and I know crazy when I see it! That guy must be a ballerina 'coz a real man would have thrown a chair".
However, bar staff have mentioned on condition of strictest confidence that there is a quota of drinks coasters that must be thrown in each happy hour period. "No big deal" said one staff member. "If the coaster was not thrown at this bar, we would have to ask another bar to throw one extra to even things up".
Brumbies admin were not available for comment, pending player approval to speak to the media.