oh yeah, a welcome addition.
Selectors:
Aunty Doris
Aunty Raewyn from up the shops
her niece
the babysitter
the baby
a very confused Wayne Gunston
Coach:
Dan Crowley - undercover cop
Laptop analysis:
Quade Cooper - computer theft
Team Masseuse:
Alan Jones – public bogs gay sex solicitation
Video Analysis:
Alan Jones – re; bogs film at 11
Treasurer:
Nick Farr Jones – can’t fahkin remember
Security:
Doug Roake: murder, robbery. although no deaths under his watch at Richie’s wedding. Well done, shithead.
Team Bus Driver:
Dan Carter – drunk driver
Groundskeeper:
Tony Daly - 500 hours community service for serial theft and driving offences
Ballboys:
Dave Alred and Paul Stridgeon (?)
Equipment/ball maintenance consultants:
David Warner
Steve Smith
Darren Lehmann
a few shady backroom bastards from the New England Patriots.
Physio, in charge of, you know, taping stuff:
Cameron Bancroft
Social Media manager:
Israel Folau