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  1. Dismal Pillock

    Super Rugby 2017: matches not involving Australian teams

    Good to have Kirwan in the booth so TJ couldnt make his rapid gibbon-like feces-flinging deposits into the massive, massive Anti-Blues sperm bank he carts along to every fucking game. __________________ Re: Cantabs vs Highlanders, Evil Empire crushed them. Steamrollered. Holy shit what a...
  2. Dismal Pillock

    Round 2: Hurricanes V Rebels, Venue TBC, March 4 @ 3:15 AEST

    Diplomatic Times **MATCH REPORT** The Rebels competed well enough in the territory and possession stakes and accrued their points when on offer. At the other end of the field, other things happened.
  3. Dismal Pillock

    Super Rugby 2017: matches not involving Australian teams

    weirdly I thought the Blues solid D from Round 1 didn’t actually regress too much. The Chiefs jailbreak action was just goddamn dizzying. Sirens, dogs, flashing halogens, just sheer bloody terror. I don’t know the Chiefs schedule but they might ANNIHILATE some sides this season
  4. Dismal Pillock

    All-Time Crim 1st XV

    Byron only had to jaywalk at night in the outback to be installed as tenured incumbent halfback Vice Captain for life. 1 Tim Bristow: Banned from rugby for life in 1962 for knocking out 8 opposing players. 2 Henry Tromp: killing a farm worker 3 Bees Roux: cop killer 4 Rudi Virage: shot and...
  5. Dismal Pillock

    Auckland Blues To Infinity and Beyond

    West hardly had a hope. The dysfunctional lineout was the loose bolt on the 747. Then once Retallick and Bird started PLAYING WITH THE FUCKING THING she was all over. Loss of cabin pressure, hypoxia, discombobulation, disintegration, the two Chiefs locks on the laughing gas, the whole 9 yards...
  6. Dismal Pillock

    RIP Dan Vickerman

    wft.
  7. Dismal Pillock

    Questions for James O'Connor

    HOW LIFE FEELS FOR A COKED-UP BIEBER IN PARIS, FRANCE.
  8. Dismal Pillock

    All-Time Crim 1st XV

    **EMERGENCY CONVENING OF ALL AVAILABLE SELECTORS, WAKE UP THE BABYSITTER, ATTN//:, AUNTY DORIS, PLEASE TURN OFF THE HAIRDRYER** GREAT, was hoping Comical Ali would one day put his nimrod hand up for selection and it looks like that day has finally come. Although not criminal enough to get a...
  9. Dismal Pillock

    Auckland Blues To Infinity and Beyond

    As A Man Thinketh: Spotlight on Coach Tana Umaga. Chapter One Thought and Character The aphorism, "As a man thinketh in his heart so is he, not only embraces the whole of a man's being, but is so comprehensive as to reach out to every condition and circumstance of his life." This is the...
  10. Dismal Pillock

    Super Rugby 2017: matches not involving Australian teams

    yep, instead gone the route of an Ivy League non-conference NCAA game
  11. Dismal Pillock

    Super Rugby 2017: matches not involving Australian teams

    Sunwolves getting a solar flare of an introduction to the NZ conference. Front row, all local. And the 2 wingers. ALL the rest looked to be foreigners. And all 8 players on the bench were Japanese? Wft. Is JJoseph under any obligation to “grow” the game in Japan? Team selection says a resounding...
  12. Dismal Pillock

    Auckland Blues To Infinity and Beyond

    “Of all the beautiful truths pertaining to the soul that have been restored and brought to light in this age, none is more gladdening or fruitful of divine promise and confidence than this—that you are the master of your thought, the molder of your character, and the maker and shaper of your...
  13. Dismal Pillock

    Round 1 2017 Rebels v Blues

    weird coming to this happy place thread and reading such sadness. WEIRD. Like turning up to a gala banquet and everyone’s standing out on the lawn in the rain complaining about the lack of brollies. REJOICE IN BLUES 50-PT JAILBREAK ACTION. I COMMAND YOU.
  14. Dismal Pillock

    Super Rugby 2017: matches not involving Australian teams

    What stood out like a dog’s nuts from this match was the utter ineptitude on attack from Fekitoa. If he’s first choice midfield for the BILions then NZ we are fucked. ALB, Crotty, Ioane, Moala, Tamainivalu, hell I’d have Matt Proctor before Fekitoa. Sure, he’s solid on D but passes into dummy...
  15. Dismal Pillock

    Round 1 2017 Rebels v Blues

    The poly's don't need their own lights bro. Their skin might be a bit darker but you can still see them just fine with regular lights. hashtag#no_racism_on_pitcairns
  16. Dismal Pillock

    Round 1 2017 Rebels v Blues

    The Ioane Bros depart AAMI Park with The W in the boot.
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