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Round 4 and hello a colossal capitulation to the CantaBlands, 21-5 up at HT at The New Shitpot Lancaster Park and I'm already halfway giddily daydreaming of memes depicting a full state funeral for the burial of Tony Johnstone's crestfallen cock at the halfway line of the tumbleweeded old...

awaiting The Other David's punishment

Seriously though I reckon the Blues should join the Aus conference. No more torrid and treacherous trips to Dunedin, Wellington etc. Off to the big Aus cities, Sydney, Melbourne, the spectacle of Suncorp etc. Exciting times ahead for the Blues. Of course, a TOTAL ban on non-conference match-ups...

dunno chief, you were first responder, therefore, Ombudsman! Byron's ossified lint ball. He tried to shape it like a rugby ball but unsurprisingly completely stuffed it up.

Torp's shigginsian dialect barely made it past Sunday bloody night! I'm not saying he welched but um he kind of did. This matter now requires the services of an ombudsman. Let he be the next member to post below here and may his verdict be final and binding.

Unnamed Ex-Auckland Blues Assistant Coach Introduces Super Rugby Draft System. --NZ Herald— In something of a surprise development, an unnamed ex-Auckland Blues assistant coach has today introduced a Super Rugby draft system that is “effective immediately.” NZ rugby chief Steve Tew was...

going to be a hard road to hoe Torpedo. A whole week with an absurd millstone dragging you down every step of the way towards making every post a winner. haha, that's me 3rd from the right, at the back, moustachioed, looking quizzically over at the boom operator. "Cut!, Cut!" *cyclo...

I don't see a single mention of the ref in his last 3 posts. Barely an irately atrophied apostrophe to be found. Not even an inexplicably capitalized noun biffed in mid-sentence.

re:West his kicking game is just too tentative and ponderous. Oh, and inept. Saw this one, highly entertaining, Orange Free State almost came a cropper. Great hands from both teams. Liaki Moli The Wild Man Of Borneo played the game of his life. Fittingly, nobody was there to see it. Ref was...

you shouldve seen some of the horror show shit in my photobucket that I was contemplating dumping on the poor old Torpedo. Ruined lives, scarred retinas, the shattered dreams of abandoned children ps is it just me or do the Torpedo's posts suddenly seem to make a LOT more sense these days?

Week 3 and the Blues have already regressed to their status quo, that being a shambolic shartstorm of brown-trousered mummy please, mummy please, the toilet, the toilet, oh God no, too late, rectal probe bumcrack disintegration. Michael Collins at fullback? May as well have had fucken Joan...

Looking good mate. Looking very good.

Garbage from the Cantabs. Don’t think they got it thru the hands once all night. Somehow the Reds were even worse. Man they are a fat fucken fucker team. Somehow even Khunt got fat. Who’s their strength and conditioning coach, bloody Trevor Gunston giving them a lift from Suncorp down to the...

Terrible effort. F- See me in my office. Cantabs pack = tenured AB's. You know it. I know it. As a trusted cantab, you only need a modicum of performance and you're drafted in. "Might we suggest Joe Moody & Codie Taylor? We said MIGHT WE......" --Grizz Wyllie, Don Hayes, Reuben...