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  1. Dismal Pillock

    Auckland Blues To Infinity and Beyond

    why oh why do I start these things......
  2. Dismal Pillock

    Where to for Super Rugby?

    but.... but.. they "bravely" veto it and SA then turn around and say fuckyuz then, if you're not cutting a shit team then we're not either, you're shitter than us after all, and hello, we're all back to square 1 and stuck with the Super 18 tard ranch ribbon-for-everyone bok moneyball bollocks...
  3. Dismal Pillock

    Auckland Blues To Infinity and Beyond

    I'd like to see a rundown of all the Designated Messiah's since Spencer left in 06. it's all a blur really 07 Nick Evans? 08 new 1st 5 09 new 1st 5 10 new 1st 5 11 Luke Mc****ister 12 Toeava? 13 new 1st 5 14 Weepu? 15 Nonu 16 A.Ioane 17 Perofeta
  4. Dismal Pillock

    Auckland Blues To Infinity and Beyond

    Still havent recovered from losing to the cantabs in Rd 4. Don't think I ever will. I think it broke my fucken brain.
  5. Dismal Pillock

    Round 7: Hurricanes v Waratahs - Friday 5:30pm

    no names on original team sheet so I very genourously filled in the blanks. Very helpful for the casual viewer.
  6. Dismal Pillock

    Hugh Jarse

    “We’re finally here! Downtown Wollongong!” “Gated community. Holy shit, Jarse is rich.” That’s Jarse’s place. Fuckin huge. Rich c**t. Righto, winch me down so I can see in the window.” “There’s Jarse. We’ll have to wait until he goes to take a piss, then we can...
  7. Dismal Pillock

    Hugh Jarse

    Gunston Interweb Takeback Squad (GITS) feat. Gunston GraveDigger2000 Target: H.Jarse. “Right then. We’ve been contracted to find some fat prick called ‘Hugh Jarse’ in Wollongong and then reroute his internet mouse clicky bit to another part of the internet. Sounds like a very delicate job...
  8. Dismal Pillock

    Round 6: Reds v. Hurricanes, April 1st

    THIS YELLOW CARD MOMENT NEVER HAPPENED COMRADE. ALL TV REPLAY IS INSTANT CONFISCATION BY QUEENLAND RED POLITBURO TELEVISUAL DEPT PLEASE TO FOLLOW SUIT AND DELETE ABOVE PHOTO FROM PUBLIC REGISTER.
  9. Dismal Pillock

    Round 7 - Brumbies v Reds, GIO Stadium, Canberra Sat 8th Apr @ 7:45PM AEST

    What's the statute of limitations on this? Asking for a friend. What if said friend were to log-in to the Otago Highlanders vs Natal Sharks match day thread from 1998 and call a player, say, for instance, oh, I don't know, let's say Byron Kelleher, a rude name? For instance, "a wanker"?
  10. Dismal Pillock

    Round 6: Reds v. Hurricanes, April 1st

    Couldn't tell you but I can report that the lights are currently turned off:
  11. Dismal Pillock

    Round 6: Waratahs v Crusaders - Sunday 2 April 2017 4pm

    Naiyavorovoro’s solar plexus seemed to transmogrify into a black hole vortex. Basic science. Bridge too far suddenly became Bridge too near. Basic engineering.
  12. Dismal Pillock

    Round 6: Waratahs v Crusaders - Sunday 2 April 2017 4pm

    Bit surprised, an air of resignation in his voice these days.. A “they did their best” vibe David Hava Nagilah is sloooowww. I’d wager Hooper would beat him in a footrace. RRobinson mad rush out of the line = first try #8 Holloway’s play is developing in a slightly ominous way visa visor...
  13. Dismal Pillock

    Round 6: Reds v. Hurricanes, April 1st

    the spambot who managed to brilliantly candiru their way all the way to the "Like" button and push it before a mod axed their little dot dash gilled cock off is probably getting heralded to fuck right now back at SpamBot HQ. "I wrote that one, not you. Speccy dickhead."
  14. Dismal Pillock

    Round 6: Waratahs v Crusaders - Sunday 2 April 2017 4pm

    Phil Kearns Tears Watch. Emergency Run-Off Trench Situation: OPERATIONAL & SYSTEMS STABLE. Kickoff: T minus 1 hours.
  15. Dismal Pillock

    Avatar /Signature Bets

    Each and every time Phil Kearns mentions "Mccaw" during todays Cantabs v Tahs telecast, each and every forum member with a Tahs logo by their name has to report to the match thread and apologise.
  16. Dismal Pillock

    Round 6: Waratahs v Crusaders - Sunday 2 April 2017 4pm

    Phil Kearns Tears Watch. Situation: SIMMERING. Kickoff: T minus 5 hours.
  17. Dismal Pillock

    Round 6: Reds v. Hurricanes, April 1st

    Could do with a pole to definitively get to the bottom of this one. Obviously, some of us support sides that get royally arsefucked up the shitter by the conference system. We may not particularly want to support the useless pricks week in and week out but it's where we're from and what we've...
  18. Dismal Pillock

    All-Time Crim 1st XV

    Looks like they're all off the hook? Not so lucky http://www.nzherald.co.nz/all-blacks/news/article.cfm?c_id=116&objectid=11828673
  19. Dismal Pillock

    Round 6: Reds v. Hurricanes, April 1st

    Pfft, Blues can lose from anywhere on the park mate. FUCKEN ANYWHERE
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