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  1. Dismal Pillock

    Round 6: Reds v. Hurricanes, April 1st

    PRE-MATCH LINEOUT DRILL WAS HOW YOU SAY SUCCESSFUL SUBTERFUGE. YES LOOK AND FEEL OF SLIGHT DAFT EMBARRASSMENT BUT SPLIT SECONDS OF CONFUSION WERE SOWN IN OPPOSING PANZER DIVISION PREMATCH. THEREFORE SUCCESS AND SCOREBOARD MASSACRE AVERTED.
  2. Dismal Pillock

    RD 6 2017: The Auckland Blues VS The Western Force.

    No way. Fairly infuriating execution allround for the most part. yeah me too. Eden Park's always been like that. 'We don't like to make a fuss' as the old bFM ad went. Bit different to the flamboyant Argie crowds with their rakish displays of passion and effervescence By the sideline when he...
  3. Dismal Pillock

    New Zealand Rugby Team Watch

    Jordie Barrett. This kid has successor to Ben Smith written all over him. Could easily see a Muliainaesque 10-year AB tenure at fullback unfolding.
  4. Dismal Pillock

    Round 6: Reds v. Hurricanes, April 1st

    Ref Gardner’s got the yips. Gets talked out of a penalty call by Perenara? Wft. Swayed to fuck by hometown TV producer finding every Canes fuckup and staying silent when 2 Canes are upended ,Jules on a 1st half high ball, easy yellow, then Perese depacitates some prick, no card. Still, not the...
  5. Dismal Pillock

    RD 6 2017: The Auckland Blues VS The Western Force.

    Zero, it sounded like a mausoleum on the telly. How was it there? 78:48 on the jailbreak babay. Crunching the numbers here
  6. Dismal Pillock

    Super Rugby 2017: matches not involving Australian teams

    Hawftime Chiefs/Bulls, a real awm wrestle. Forget that for now though because OMG one of the big tuff bok forwards has THIS hairdo: That guy better hope Os Du Randt isn’t watching.
  7. Dismal Pillock

    Hugh Jarse

    **BACK ON TOPIC, PLEASE.** Site Admin, could you please kindly **DELETE** the above video clip. Also, please publicly censure the offending individual with a sternly-worded **WARNING** and maybe delete his last 20 or so posts, just to be sure. As I suspect the individual in question may...
  8. Dismal Pillock

    RD 6 2017: The Auckland Blues VS The Western Force.

    blues drive me fahhkin insaaaane. Every weekend the same stupid lazy dumb shit. Forced offloads, hypoxic option taking. japanese ref was pretty good. Although he couldn’t give a shit about the offside line and both teams were too dumb to exploit it. Maybe ref was distracted by being overseas...
  9. Dismal Pillock

    Auckland Blues To Infinity and Beyond

    HOW does Ofa keep making it onto the AB bench when he can't even get a start ahead of P.Manu for the Blues? Cos he can play both sides? Just a stopgap til Laulala came back now his "test career" is rooted?
  10. Dismal Pillock

    Hugh Jarse

    I decorated mine with glitter. And with little spangly star and rainbow stickers. The tapes themselves are perpetually slippery to the touch, slippery with the glory of celebratory mansp **NO MORE QUESTIONS**
  11. Dismal Pillock

    Hugh Jarse

    Multi-sport platform?, jeez why not here? Expand! Less rugby players in Aus now than f**king Aussie baseball players after all. Multi sport approach makes sense. Jarse perhaps reading writing on the wall. Although I dont see any forii setup over there, just those squalid antiseptic blog...
  12. Dismal Pillock

    Round 6: Reds v. Hurricanes, April 1st

    oh god that was just glorious. marrying up "Stiles" at the start there? Godhead. at least 10 l0ls there cant quite put my finger on it but for some reason I suddenly feel a bit unwell.
  13. Dismal Pillock

    Round 6: Reds v. Hurricanes, April 1st

    as a brief aside, if U.S.S.R.Ugger had started this thread over at The Silver Frown, it would’ve been shot in the ballsack at birth. He wouldn’t have even scaffolded up his first 36-pt f-word before the delivery room carpet would've been whisked out and all potential fun would've been...
  14. Dismal Pillock

    Round 6: Reds v. Hurricanes, April 1st

    the game I saw they looked flat-out fat. G.Smith was struggling like hell with the pace of Souprugby NOT UNDER NEW SOVIET RED REGIME IT IS NOT gahh sorry couldnt resist
  15. Dismal Pillock

    RD 6 2017: The Auckland Blues VS The Western Force.

    The Auckland Blues welcome The Road Kill Safety Western Force to Eden Park for a sumptious Saturday evening's entertainment. For those of you not watching live, please remember to adjust your settings:
  16. Dismal Pillock

    Round 6: Highlanders v Rebels, Fri 31st Mar

    would have to be one of the form back rows of the comp so far. should have the wood over their counterparts. Both tight 5's a bit iffy. Rebs wont want to run out of puff this week (all I rememebr is Stirzaker staggering around helplessly as the final try was run in) cos those hell-on-skates...
  17. Dismal Pillock

    Round 6: Reds v. Hurricanes, April 1st

    U.Sarugger getting into his work now..... he's completely commandeered the lecturn at the latest Reds HQ General Assembly..... "..... oh, and one more thing while I'm up here, that f**king Goromaru statue behind me has got to bloody go...."
  18. Dismal Pillock

    Round 6: Reds v. Hurricanes, April 1st

    running out of Reds pics in my photobucket over here..... In related news, the Canes have today named their side for the weekend: Using my considerable rugby expertise, I have very helpfully identified this one as the probable danger man:
  19. Dismal Pillock

    Round 6: Highlanders v Rebels, Fri 31st Mar

    yep Landers missing AB's Liam Squire, Lima Sopoaga & Waisake Naholo. plus about 6 others. still a dangerous loooking backline:
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