Search results

you really do just never fahkin know. guilty myself of thinking of suicide in an alarmingly stupidly casual way, a few times a week I think "fuckit, all I have to do is step in front of this high speed train and the chivalrous chicanery of the charlatan charade will all be fucken over, godspeed...

I respectfully slightly completely disagree. All the tenured Cantab pack have to do is not get injured in Super rugby and they’ll be playing the BI Lions. Franks, Moody, Crockett and Whitelock could play the entire Super Rugby season in red and black tutu’s with their hands all sticky and goopy...

I must admit, it does sound pretty exciting when you put it like that.

Treasonous behaviour from Lam. Flat out fucking lazy from Hansen. He can quibble all he likes but as W.O noted he's barely given a fuck about Luatua so far. I think of NH rugby as this giant grey & brown drearily slow fun-sucking fucking Death Star that sporadically swoops in to randomly hoover...

usually this time of year I’d be pining for the footie to come back on, after all, it’s perennially the greatest time of the year to be a Blues fan, the side looks great on paper and this year’s drongos have yet to set foot on the park to brainlessly blunderbuss their way to another 5 win...

Child Rapist To Serve No Prison Time --Wollongong Gazette-- Local woman Aunty Doris Gunston has used her sway within the Wollongong prison system to secure the early release of convicted child rapist Craig Wells. “That’s the good news” said Aunty Doris. “The bad news for Wells is that he’ll...

**DISGRACEFUL** behaviour from IRB. Slanderous and libellous and defamatory against the Tuipulotu name. Calling in the lawyers. http://gunstonlegal.wixsite.com/legal

Really hope A.Gard is guilty, such a great narrative, www.gunstongard.com pretty much writes itself. BUT the tiny atom-sized neutron of common sense in my brain says WHY would A.Gard biff away his security empire with such a daftly self-fellatingly career-felching move? Unless he’s been doing...

A.Gard! F*** yeah! Sony Walkman! F*** yeah! Steve Hansen! F*** yeah! Corporate espionage! F*** yeah! Pretty nice hotel! F*** yeah! Fuck England! F*** yeah! Black jandals! F*** yeah! Gunston Mic’s! F*** yeah! Auckland Blues! F*** yeah! Aunty Doris’s scones! F*** yeah! Patrick Tuipulotu’s...

Selectors: Aunty Doris, Aunty Raewyn from up the shops, her niece, the babysitter, the baby, and a very confused Wayne Gunston Coach: Dan Crowley Laptop analysis: Quade Cooper Team Masseuse: Alan Jones Treasurer: Nick Farr Jones Security: A. Gard. Video Analysis: A. Gard.

I agree WO although this technically should guarantee a WTG spot. Looking good for a bench role. Judging by the incumbent 1st XV loosies Higgers will have to diversify his crim portfolio to include kidnapping at least.

OH JESUS. Maybe Big Pat is transitioning into becoming a CHICK? Big Patricia? I can almost hear the cruel taunts and barbs from the Cantabs already. Big Patsie, Blues blouses, etc, etc. The only sensible recourse to nip this vicious misogyny in the bud is, of course, a forum-wide banning...

strewth cobber, you could be on to something there: STIFFY PILLS. Took too many Viagra on EOYT and had to be sent home due to a stiffy that just would not subside. MAKES SENSE. Which leads me back to:

Onehunga Post Office Returns “Absurd” Postcard Back To Sender. --NZ Herald— The Onehunga Post Office has returned an “absurd” postcard back to its sender, a Mr D.I.Smalpillock of Onehunga. “First the thing was addressed to a ‘Mr Kofi Annan of Unicef’ which makes no sense at all” said a P.O...

Local Man Applies For Court Injunction Over Drug Test. --NZ Herald-- A local man has filed a “court injunction” with the Auckland High Court proclaiming that All Black Patrick Tuipulotu’s positive drug test should be overturned on ”CGD” grounds. “Compassionate Gun Dispensation, that is...

*of the 6 All Blacks pictured above, a grand total of 0 of them will be appearing in the actual match advertised #No_Refunds

having lived in NH at this time of year I reckon the franchises might see it as a rare opportunity to give their vitamin-D starved players a rare glimpse at actual sunlight. The players must be delirious with excitement that they'll actually get to escape their frozen grey bogshithole wet...

Welcome to the new Australian Rugby Union Headquarters! The state-of-the-art facility is now completely finished. It will now be the permanent home of Australian Rugby as we strive to continue our excellent recent international rugby football test match performance record. No cars here...

1 Tim Bristow: Banned from rugby for life in 1962 for knocking out 8 opposing players. 2 Henry Tromp: killing a farm worker 3 Bees Roux: cop killer 4 Rudi Virage: shot and killed his 19 yo daughter. 5 Michael Quinn ©. Melbourne Chargers. Kiddie fucker. He won’t even survive the first ruck. 6...