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  1. Dismal Pillock

    All-Time Crim 1st XV

    Jersey merchandising extravaganza! Orange Not So Free State versus The Actual Barbarians “Let’s get out there and show some pride shame in the jersey!”
  2. Dismal Pillock

    All-Time Crim 1st XV

    Is Goosen a crim? *accidentally shoots pal in his fuckin foot. *also up for breach of contract for "retiring" at 24. http://www.stuff.co.nz/sport/rugby/international/88858887/rugby-springbok-johan-goosen-shoots-his-friend-with-a-hunting-rifle
  3. Dismal Pillock

    Auckland Blues To Infinity and Beyond

    Jesus. This makes me want to trot out one of them Hitler parody vidclips. Problem has to be a chick. Has to be. They ruin everything. Being the Blues, Ihaia West is pretty much **GUARANTEED** to break his leg in Apia.
  4. Dismal Pillock

    Brisbane Global Rugby Tens

    ha, wonder if he'll just stand at the back under his own posts hiding from the action like last time. ps bit of a swifty from NZRU using Kaino etc to promote the event....... then none of them turn up hashtag#it'll_be_awesome_#_we'll_be_at_the_beach
  5. Dismal Pillock

    New Zealand Rugby Team Watch

    stupid offseason......
  6. Dismal Pillock

    New Zealand Rugby Team Watch

    GAHHHH, how many more sleeps until I can read the Woman’s Day article in full? HOW MNANY?
  7. Dismal Pillock

    New Zealand Rugby Team Watch

    oh shit. Does that "season" include the Lions? Surely. anyway, Tenured Owen Franks just got even more tenured. Madness from Charlie. OFranks only plays 43 mins before he waddles off then on comes Charlie. Still, maybe not so mad, he'll be on the mad bucks now. With his ball handling skills...
  8. Dismal Pillock

    Auckland Blues To Infinity and Beyond

    wishlist for Blues terrifying new halfback/1st 5 combo.....
  9. Dismal Pillock

    The Wallabies Thread

    "YES. YES. YES. YES. YES. YES. YES. YES....."
  10. Dismal Pillock

    Yellow Cards and Gold Jerseys

    Ha, good point, was watching a doco on Miami Hurricanes Uni boofball team, circa 80’s-2008, they thumped everyone, sent truckloads of players to NFL, players constantly in the shit off-field, and an ex-player said basically, what did they expect, you bring in the biggest baddest alpha males on...
  11. Dismal Pillock

    Refereeing decisions

    I bet you would.
  12. Dismal Pillock

    Yellow Cards and Gold Jerseys

    ran "Hooper Savea sand" through google images and there's only one pic. This one: "Sir, number 2 is not releasing!"
  13. Dismal Pillock

    England v Australia, Saturday 3 December

    So, falling over like a stallion then.
  14. Dismal Pillock

    New Zealand Rugby Team Watch

    Barely matters who stays iHomo, always someone coming through. Anton Lienert Brown. Holy shit. He looked OK for the Chiefs but then pulls on an AB jersey and bam, suddenly he’s Conrad Smith looking at a similar 10 year tenure Fekitoa can bog off. Still dining out on the mastications of a...
  15. Dismal Pillock

    New Zealand Rugby Team Watch

    They’re fudging it. Keeping the powder dry for their next tests, their very next tests, a goddamn test series vs the Lions. That pitch and putter 50/50 bullshit? CHICANERY. Shelved the possession and offload game and had a burl at dinky kicky poos behind the centres into space. Much like...
  16. Dismal Pillock

    England v Australia, Saturday 3 December

    ps looks like the bonkers provincial parocochialism endemic of this forii has rapelled a repelled Cyclopath into abstention. Don't worry Cyclo, i7ll cobble together a proboards freebie forus, just gimme the word mate, biff in a rugby categorus, Pitcairns lithographic grot section, Aucklnad Blues...
  17. Dismal Pillock

    England v Australia, Saturday 3 December

    MOTM performance from Shiggins. He just went out there and played his usual game and, really, that was all he had to do. Contender for Try Of The Year here:
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