• Welcome to the forums of Green & Gold Rugby.
    We have recently made some changes to the amount of discussions boards on the forum.
    Over the coming months we will continue to make more changes to make the forum more user friendly for all to use.
    Thanks, Admin.

Search results

  1. Dismal Pillock

    Highlander v Rebels - Sat 3:15pm

    Kit Fawcett, that7s right, forgot his name. Looks like he might be in with a shout for the Alltime Crim XV though:
  2. Dismal Pillock

    Highlander v Rebels - Sat 3:15pm

    Landers B: 43 Reece Hodge Invitational XV: 37 Landers eke it out after jammy superb Hodge try accumulation. Good guys unable to field their AB Smiths due to them being utterly knackered from NZ conference brutality. Meanwhile NSFW fans talking themselves up as their team waltz thru to the...
  3. Dismal Pillock

    Round 19 - Reds vs Sunwolves - Friday 13 July 2018

    had to be Skeen. "Ben, I would like to draw your attention to some possible physical contact on the rugby field, recommended sanction is red card followed by immediate deportation followed by post-match judicial committee of enquiry followed by sound tongue-lashing followed by stern dressing...
  4. Dismal Pillock

    Round 19 - Reds vs Sunwolves - Friday 13 July 2018

    WFT IS BEN O'QWEEF DOING OUT THERE? YC for a guy not only coming from the side but also leading with the head into the head of a prone man on the ground? It doesnt get any more red card than that
  5. Dismal Pillock

    Auckland Blues To Infinity and Beyond

    OH WHAT A RELIEF. MICHAEL COLLINS AT CENTRE IS THE DEFENSIVE LYNCHPIN OF TANA'S AUCKLAND BLUES BACKLINE.
  6. Dismal Pillock

    Un-Australian Activities 2018

    This is basically throwing the game and they know it. "This way, Cantabs! This way to the tryline!"
  7. Dismal Pillock

    Auckland Blues To Infinity and Beyond

    This sounds very classy. Like "Milner-Skudder" classy.
  8. Dismal Pillock

    Auckland Blues To Infinity and Beyond

    Auckland Blues 2018 Season Review As A Man Thinketh Effect Of Lack Of Thought On Circumstances A man's mind may be likened to a garden. In Tana's case, this garden is jumbled with triffids and, well, nothing else because here in 2018 the triffids choked and ate everything that once grew...
  9. Dismal Pillock

    Un-Australian Activities 2018

    The Collins and Rieko midfield had NO FUCKEN IDEAAAAAAA about Laumape, yours, mine, oh shit, there he goes again. 4 tries for the little wrecking ball bastard. HEY TANA, Rieko is a winnnngggerrrrr. Have come to the conclusion that I just don't like Jordie Barrett. Don't like his privileged...
  10. Dismal Pillock

    Chiefs v Brumbies in Hamilton 7/07/18

    oh shit i'm rumbled already. Confession Time; I've never even looked at the Debating thread. DAMNIT! Cyclo you should been a cop.
  11. Dismal Pillock

    Chiefs v Brumbies in Hamilton 7/07/18

    I still maintain it will be difficult for forum members to mount a convincing argument to the contrary. ps I've been hanging out in the Debating thread.
  12. Dismal Pillock

    Chiefs v Brumbies in Hamilton 7/07/18

    Chiefs just hang on but ref Rasta's fucked the BumBreeze good and hard at the death there. This will be a highly unpopular opinion around here but except his one famous party trick, Pocock is surprisingly ineffective given his huge rep. Average link man. Amazingly ineffective tackle breaker...
  13. Dismal Pillock

    Round 18 - Reds Vs Rebels - Jul 6, 7.45PM

    Tom English does a VERY convincing impression of a top flight rugby player. He has the build for it. He probably looks just the part at airports.
  14. Dismal Pillock

    Round 18 - Reds Vs Rebels - Jul 6, 7.45PM

    Good game so far. Tupou has the potential to be an absolute Destroyer of Worlds at the next level up. He's already hell on toast.
  15. Dismal Pillock

    Worst Commentator Pole Action

    Solid diagnosis, Doc. Very handy to distract from the damage. "Take one of these and DO NOT call me in the morning."
Top