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what is interesting is just how long it takes for such revered legends on the field to completely exhaust their quota of test match rugby goodwill by their dopey deeds in the comm box "OK, I'm Tim Horan so I can say anything I want." And he seems to have run with that premise. His legend...

Cantabs "extra seating" completely untouched, almost comical looking, was it a fenced off hazmat zone? Their rickety 1950's main stands half empty. For a playoff game. NSFW cavernous stadium with great acres of empty seats. The massive Ellis Pawk bathed in sunshine, a sea of red..... red...

Ben Smith did not play like a tenured AB. Fairly ominous performance if that's what's upcoming in test matches from him. Sopoaga just too many fuckups Naholo, oh dear, 21 points in the wood chipper, game and season over. NSFW rock solid D in 2nd half. The homophobe cut the Landers to...

Shell Oil Announce "Explosion Of Interest" Centred in Christchurch, NZ --NY Times-- Shell Oil have today announced there has been a "seismic explosion of interest" centred in Christchurch, NZ, an extraordinary event which is believed to be linked to the performance of the local rugby...

shawks just couldnt seem to catch a break from the ref, Cantabs seemed to get away with all sorts of jammy interludes. Shamefully found myself half rooting for the Shawks, for the good of all humanity mind you, as we were all in danger of TJ's diamond-hard stiffy drilling through to the...

Taiwanese Animation of Mafi's Adventure In Dunedin. Mafi, drunk in Dunedin, objects to Timani using curse word in front of Mafi's sister (sister is pictured below, on the far right) Timani: "Bollocks." Mafi: "THE F**K YOU JUST SAY C**T?" 10 minutes later Mafi...

Could've been worse. Could've spent a whole weekend there. This one sounds like it needs the whole photo-essay investigative journalism breakdown treatment. "Your honour, I was just live-trialling a new business venture for Dunedin involving a taxi...

Mafi's slightly dropped the ball here, he really needed to murder Timani to get the starting #8 jersey. Sometimes it's this lack of real committment that lets bench/WTG players down when it comes to starting for The All-Time Crim 1st XV. However, he is very much in the running for a starting...

Perenara does the biz. poor Ngatai, had the young bull Laumape stampeding all over his shit pamplona-style Dmac giveth and Dmac taketh away. Those highwire fuckups in a tight game just biff the rest of your team in the fucken blender

Expecting usual Landers kicking barrage, this time with a gentle 6-iron just in behind Naiyorovoro but NOT the pitching wedge to give FOLAAAUUU enough time to nip in there under it and bail him out...

"Jacko, check-check, just confirming the calibration of camera 7 tonight." They're supposed to be calibrated Ben, you idiot." "I agree with your on-field decision, Jacko."

This is kind of amazing. Quirk's vague facial scrub a YC at worst. Timu was leading with the head to the head of a prone player, straight red and, if I was in charge, 6 month ban.

Mafi putting his hand up a #8 here. https://www.foxsports.com.au/rugby/super-rugby/teams/melbourne-rebels/amanaki-mafi-in-police-custody-after-alleged-assault-on-rebels-teammate-lopeti-timani/news-story/0fc333b0bc3e5dcc6a2c43f473f88d55 Hardly surprised, that Timani is lazy as hell...

"HAY LADIEZ. HERE TO WRECK THE PARTY AGAIN. SORRY."

OH SHIT, add 3 extra pages to this thrread make it 4 even half dozen

my guess cartel id'd his penchant for taking the ball static and then just trying to shrug pricks off instead of running onto the ball. He still never runs onto it unless its running off halfbacks shoulder as he snipes from scrum. Cartel told him to correct it, he hasnt, so theyre being stubborn...

Final match of 2018 season. Blues 54 Cantabs 17 I forget the final score, may have the team's scores a bit arse-about-kite there. Cantabs getting some solid tackling practice in before the playoffs. No need to try too hard on attack. Don't want to run it up and hit the playoffs all...

And, he said it in reference to..... to..... the Auckland Blues defence! Only 0-5 at that stage. Probably the proudest moment of my life. I burst into tears. It's been an emotional time. Cantabs getting some solid tackling practice in before the playoffs. No need to try too hard on attack...