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  1. Dismal Pillock

    2018 Super Rugby Final Cantabs vs Lions

    HAHAHA i could call them a LOT worse if you like CantaBland Crusaderps CantaQuotas CantaBlacks CantaC**ts
  2. Dismal Pillock

    2018 Super Rugby Final Cantabs vs Lions

    he's such a fucken neanderthal. I seriously had to turn the volume down to near inaudible levels just to dampen his bug-eyed screaming haha, QH, watching that I was just trying to fathom how many light years awaay the Blues are from a perfomance like that. Defending for 10 MINUTES inside their...
  3. Dismal Pillock

    2018 Super Rugby Final Cantabs vs Lions

    If they played at Mt Smart they'd have a dewish banking conspiracy on their hands.
  4. Dismal Pillock

    2018 Super Rugby Final Cantabs vs Lions

    Repeat of the fogbowl then. Isaia Toeava could be brought in to dispence advice on how to play the fullback position in such conditions. Who could forget the magisterial impunity he brought to the Canes custodial slot during the Fogbowl of 1866.
  5. Dismal Pillock

    2018 Super Rugby Final Cantabs vs Lions

    wft is this with no numbers I can't even keep track of my own pole stupid GAGR P.O.W's, you had ONE thing to do, ONE bloody thing. "Right then, which one of you dipshits used x's instead of fucken numbers?" "I'm sorry Mr Pillock, GAGR didn't give us any numbers, we have to make our own x's...
  6. Dismal Pillock

    New Zealand Rugby Team Watch

    l0ll, does Money Bill ever fucken play? He's managed about 5 games for the Blues, ever, and for AB's I can't recall a sighting since he brilliantly lost us the fucken Lions series, can't he do a Keith Murdoch and go bush in ramadama dingdong Sixpackistan or some shit?
  7. Dismal Pillock

    2018 Super Rugby Final Cantabs vs Lions

    "Comms check, check 1-2, 1-2, check 1-2, Alpha Ben to Delta Ranger Angus do you copy, I repeat, do you c "Ben have you been watching old episodes of 24 up there again?" "Umm..... I agree with your onfield decision."
  8. Dismal Pillock

    2018 Super Rugby Final Cantabs vs Lions

    oops, pole glitch mania here, you have 8 votes each. That being, every option in the poll How much democracy can you take?
  9. Dismal Pillock

    2015 Super XV Final Hurricanes v Highlanders

    ffs why is it always up to me to start these Super Ruigby Finals threads? ps this thread reminded me 2015 was the last we saw of Milner Skudder as a threatening rugby player. It's 2018 now. Or so they tell me.
  10. Dismal Pillock

    Aug 6th 2016. Super Rugby Final. Canes vs Lions.

    wft 2017 didnt even have a Super Rugby Final thread. Nice stroll down memory lane here though
  11. Dismal Pillock

    2018 Super Rugby Final Cantabs vs Lions

    Lions coach Swys de Bruin pleads for "safe passage" for his mollycoddled team. --Stuff-- Lions coach Swys de Bruin plans to raise his concerns about the opposing team being very good with referee Angus Gardner. Lions coach Swys de Bruin has pleaded for yet more preferential treatment...
  12. Dismal Pillock

    2018 Super Rugby Semi Final - Lions vs Waratahs - Saturday 28 July @11.05pm AEST

    Lions finished a decidedly mediocre 9 and 7, good enough for FIFTH in NZ conference, and thats barely even playing the NZ teams, just their "but mummy, mummy, we've got all the broadcasting money so we want to purchase our free pass to the post-season NOW mummy" conference that said, Malcolm...
  13. Dismal Pillock

    Un-Australian Activities 2018

    Cantabs accumulate, for them, a perfunctory tally of points then just back themselves to defend for hours at a time versus the dipshit Canes attack. Star-studded Canes backline?, what the fuck ever Cantabs 20th straight finals win at home over 20 years. "THE CANTABS WOULD LIKE TO WELCOME...
  14. Dismal Pillock

    Un-Australian Activities 2018

    Then again at 33rd minute. How much synergy can you take? Thank God TJ isn't in the comm box, his little Shell Oil drill bit could achieve synergistic singularity with a Crusaderp fapfest and suck us all down his one-eye.
  15. Dismal Pillock

    New Zealand Rugby Team Watch

    oh baby, the womans weekly fapfest is about to go into royal baby warpspeed-tug overdrive "Richie's Baby Lets Loose MASSIVE Shart; Thankfully, Nappy Catches Deluge." "Richie Denies Selling His Sperm To Chinese Triad Rugby Expansion Syndicate." "Richie Announces Baby's First AND Middle Name...
  16. Dismal Pillock

    2018 Super Rugby Semi Final - Lions vs Waratahs - Saturday 28 July @11.05pm AEST

    i confess, it is a fun narrative to run up and down the main thoroughfare with though..... (never mind that the Landers were a dogshit 3 and 7 outside of Dunedin and leaked 40-odd a game at dag-end of season, that wee factoid doesnt fit narrative) "NSFW gifted lucrative super rugby final by...
  17. Dismal Pillock

    Worst Commentator Pole Action

    yeah sold him a bit short there, kind of a golden generation. THAT'S the effect I'm talking about though, deeds of the gab undermining deeds on the field, call it for what it is, The Kearns Tears Gab Test Match Paradigm Reverse Brownie Points Effect
  18. Dismal Pillock

    Un-Australian Activities 2018

    fucked if I know how Spacco Jacko is in the reckoning there. His whole "let the players sort it out" thing means it's offside a go-go and NO FUCKEN IDEA what the forwards might be up to
  19. Dismal Pillock

    2018 TV ratings and crowd numbers

    So they have some pretty sweet boxes at Allianz then
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