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  1. Dismal Pillock

    Un-Australian Activities 2018

    haha, who's the equal opportunity fuckhead that gave these Japanese TMO's a run, they can barely understand any of the English being bandied about then when ref asks for confirmation after decision they just say "I aglee" to whatever he says "Ball is uncontrol, it fall into other foreign." "So...
  2. Dismal Pillock

    Brumbies v Hurricanes, Super Rugby Wk 17, 2018 Sat 30 June 19:45

    about 4 times a game I just crack up laughing at Riccitelli. friskily copying what the big boys do. towel wipe at the lineout, oops, missed the ol' forehead there. keeps the leg drive going, the pube perm do' bouncing around madly. does the eyebrow signal at the lineout, except to everybody...
  3. Dismal Pillock

    Worst Commentator Pole Action

    Justin Marshall "Synergy" Watch: Time: 17th minute Location: Fiji. Lesson learned: Any time, any place, you cannot stop synergy, you can only hope to contain it.
  4. Dismal Pillock

    Un-Australian Activities 2018

    Chiffs turn up in one of their "moods", those ones when any team in the world is completely at their mercy. 42-0 over landers at halftime.
  5. Dismal Pillock

    Wallabies vs Ireland - 3rd test - Saturday 23rd June 2018 - Sydney Football Stadium

    next brilliant plan didn't work too well either:
  6. Dismal Pillock

    Wallabies vs Ireland - 3rd test - Saturday 23rd June 2018 - Sydney Football Stadium

    WHAT? There's a blocking function? IMMEDIATELY rushed to my profile to block ALL OF YOU except Shiggins. sadly though, names have to be entered one by one. DAMNIT MOSES
  7. Dismal Pillock

    Blues v Reds, Super Rugby Wk 17, 2018 Fri 29 June 17:35

    Or Gibson getting bashed in the head from behind by a Reds player. We could go on.
  8. Dismal Pillock

    Blues v Reds, Super Rugby Wk 17, 2018 Fri 29 June 17:35

    Blues show AB's how to capitalise with an extra man (or two) Rugby will soon be at the stage where players getting tipped in the tackle will be almost professionally obliged NOT to put their arms out to break their fall and instead "take one for the team" landing noggin first and leaving ref...
  9. Dismal Pillock

    Blues v Reds, Super Rugby Wk 17, 2018 Fri 29 June 17:35

    It's like Ronaldo and Messi leaving Torquay United.
  10. Dismal Pillock

    Blues v Reds, Super Rugby Wk 17, 2018 Fri 29 June 17:35

    Playing Rieko Ioane at 2nd 5 for the Blues is like shoving him under the hood of a car stuck going 20 mph and then wondering "why isn't this car going any faster?"
  11. Dismal Pillock

    Blues v Reds, Super Rugby Wk 17, 2018 Fri 29 June 17:35

    Not televised here on the 666th Pitcairns parallel. Am I going to bolt home from work like jazz shot from the cock of Thor to scramble around online for an infuriatingly spittle-flecked stream that just serves to even further ragingly incense myself? Only 43% likely.
  12. Dismal Pillock

    Brumbies 2018

    iPenii iHomo
  13. Dismal Pillock

    Brumbies 2018

    Interesting surname. The proper plural form would be spelt with two i's though.
  14. Dismal Pillock

    Blues v Reds, Super Rugby Wk 17, 2018 Fri 29 June 17:35

    Cannot believe, in the space of 1 week, after a month of All Black test match rugby, that we have to go back to this shit. "Welcome back from the moon, Mr Armstrong. Your wife called and said the toilet overflowed and flooded the whole house with faeces. Again, Sir, welcome back from the moon."...
  15. Dismal Pillock

    Super Rugby Week 17, 2018 - Rebels vs Waratahs - Friday 29 June

    l0ll, haha, no way Super Rugby is still going. During the break they would've just quietly hoped everyone would forget about it and no one would have to bother with any of it anymore. Then in marches Braveheart81, the boy scout whistle-blower. l0ll, like I'm going back to watching the...
  16. Dismal Pillock

    Wallabies vs Ireland - 3rd test - Saturday 23rd June 2018 - Sydney Football Stadium

    "White courtesy telephone call for a Mr Shiggins, white courtesy telephone for Mr Shiggins."
  17. Dismal Pillock

    Wallabies vs Ireland - 3rd test - Saturday 23rd June 2018 - Sydney Football Stadium

    Super Rugby might be playing out under hospice care in front of empty stadiums in no-fucks-given Singapore etc but at least there's the potential for something exciting to happen on the field. I tune into NH rugby once or twice a season to see what happened to Blues escapees like Frank Halai and...
  18. Dismal Pillock

    Wallabies vs Ireland - 3rd test - Saturday 23rd June 2018 - Sydney Football Stadium

    That's an awful lot of talky talky yet no mention of your t-shirt size. Please DM @Cyclopath your preferred t-shirt size **IMMEDIATELY** Regards, --DP.
  19. Dismal Pillock

    Wallabies vs Ireland - 3rd test - Saturday 23rd June 2018 - Sydney Football Stadium

    IT'S A JOKE. ffs the level of seriousness around here is getting VERY FUCKING TEDIOUS
  20. Dismal Pillock

    Wallabies vs Ireland - 3rd test - Saturday 23rd June 2018 - Sydney Football Stadium

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