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Hansen hinting Brad Weber back in the frame...

Great crowd at Newlands. Although the fans deserve better than their anti-try dog of a rugby team. Ball goes straight from rucks to battering ram forward. Then the next. Then the next. All. Day. Long. Backs just stand around waiting til they have to defend again. I think the centre JJ...

mY STREAMING antenna percjhed in Byron's bumcrack was playing up so it was all a bit jumpy to me, plus I7ve imbibed 1 litre of Ladies Lo-Lite Lezbo Lager and am now watseted so whateves DOWNTOWN ONEHUNGA SALETES YOU,, HOMETOWN WACKO JACKO

Blues lead 13-8 at 55 mins. I'm no mathematician but Byron has done his sums in the Pitcairns sand here and assures me there is a "numerical possibility" that the Auckland Blues could win a rugby football match here. I know, I am as shocked as you are.

Blues probably still leading the comp in possession but theyre 98.2% ineffectual with it. They're like a dick that can't get a stiffy. "Well, on the bright side, you've been urinating well. It's mainly been dribbling all down your fucken leg but it is coming out. Moran."

great just great Blues vs Chiefs and we get........ TONY FUCKING JOHNSTONE. If he hates them so much just choose another job instead of punishing us every fucken weekend with his sneering disdain for the Blues?

oh well, still got the car

Tonight was first time I've ever thought "Nisbo might've done his dash here." He was clearly bored out of his mind in the Canes vs Jags match. And it was infectious. He made the whole thing seem like some sort of contractual viewing obligation. Contrast that with Sean Maloney in the Rebs match...

FFitfa, far right, propping up his banjo as usual

"I heard there's only one bloke on the whole ship. The captain. He thought it was going down so he stayed on the ship. Turns out the dumb thing was too stupid to sink." ".....no, for the last time, it's pronounced GIF, not fucken JIFF. Who the fuck is this anyway? That you Cyclo?"

Zero in-season comment in this thread. Thank fucken God. Been the usual Blues season. 4 games to go and locked in the customary spina bifida battle with the Sunwolves, a phantom-limb of a franchise that doesnt even fucken exist any more, for the goddamn stupid wooden spoon. Every...

if the AB's are planning on relying on Ffsffita for fucking anything then Houston, we are rooted. One of the LAST people I'd want in the trench with me on a black storm-riven night in Yokohama as a welter of enraged pink Irish folk descend on my goalline. Ffsffita'd be on the phone to Shag "this...

Sounds like he won't be worried in the slightest as he seems to believe God will take care of him. Phew! That's a load off! Must be great to have a safety net threaded of such impermeable delusional grandeur. "It's ok mummy, the tooth fairy will look after me."

Banned, again, from The Silver Frown. This time, for the egregious and heinous war crime of asking for a more family-friendly alternate wording for "bukkake-faced cum receptacle." In, oddly enough, a thread entitled "The Naughty Words Thread." "He tried to get TSF flagged by google...

almighty touch-up at Loftus for Die Bulls. Cantabs kicking game a master class of accuracy and unpredictability. Huge aryan nazi freak Snyman has nice soft hands. Everyone hates Rasta the ref but I like him. Sure he misses some shit but whatevs, he's clear, has no ego unlike most of the other...

TJ's nous made Pulu/Akira/Nock look like club players Canes defend well, take a couple of chances, do fuck-all else and win. Again. Like they have been all season Blues dominate ball, get knackered, run out of ideas, fuck up 36 key moments, and lose. Again. Like they have been since 10666BC.

They better, seeing as the 3 in bold are utter, utter spatula-brained dipshits

See you there. Going by the list, I'll be arriving headfirst in a handbasket. At comet-like speed.

I am sorry. I must have misinterpreted his picture. I thought it meant that unless they turn to Jesus, homosexuals are going to hell

yep and home and away left vs the Canes AND the cantabs, things could get Tana-era medieval yet..... A repeat of last seasons 7 plays 54 cleft-handed clotfuck at the new tinpot Lancaster Park is SURELY not in the offing again.....