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  1. Dismal Pillock

    Highlanders VS Tahs

    kind of felt a bit sorry for him. he put in a nice crossfield kick but in general this level looks a bit beyond him. plus his goalkicking technique sort of looks like a prop who's having a crack at taking the goalkicks
  2. Dismal Pillock

    Highlanders VS Tahs

    Welcome to another impartial and unbiased Tony Johnstone rugby football match broadcast. Bugger me.
  3. Dismal Pillock

    Rd 18: Rebels Vs Chiefs - AAMI Park, Friday 14/06 7:45pm

    Fairly jammy stuff from the Chiffs. If Hamilton is the Melbourne of New Zealand then Onehunga is the Monaco of Auckland. ffs
  4. Dismal Pillock

    Highlanders VS Tahs

    **CIVIL EMERGENCY**: NSFW PHIL KEARNS TEARS FLOOD ALERT ISSUED FOR: GREATER WOLLONGONG AREA
  5. Dismal Pillock

    All-Time Crim 1st XV

    haha, nice find. Particularly like the order in which the heinous crimes are being reported: Like she's half dead and then he finally decided to threaten her. Sort it out, James. That's basically the scrum equivalent of "engage, kill, crouch, knock-on, set." Bit of a work-on for the psychotic...
  6. Dismal Pillock

    Waratahs 2020

    damnit this quiz is hard. I only got 5.
  7. Dismal Pillock

    Auckland Blues To Infinity and Beyond

    way too sensible for the bumbling Blues board. They're probably seeing a big signing as a way to get the masses back to Eden Park. Never mind the actual logistics of the on-field rugby stuff, its all just big business to those tools. "This Bartlett guy could be our next Sonny Bill!"
  8. Dismal Pillock

    Auckland Blues To Infinity and Beyond

    "Yeah, Barty Bartlett is it? You just go stand at the back ok?"
  9. Dismal Pillock

    New Zealand Rugby Team Watch

    https://www.instagram.com/p/Byi2gC-gWd1/?utm_source=ig_embed Poor NMSkudder, still getting shoulder surgeries here in 2019. It's almost like he made a crossroads deal in 2015. "We'll give you one stellar soup rugby season which propels you into the AB's, the RWC final, even scoring a try in...
  10. Dismal Pillock

    Rnd 17: Reds v Blues

    I wish! Love me a bit of OMD
  11. Dismal Pillock

    The Israel Folau saga

    Sounds like a winning ratio to me.
  12. Dismal Pillock

    The Israel Folau saga

    Oh God, I completely forgot! http://greenandgoldrugby.boards.net/ Feel free to sign up, sidelineview. You can be the moderator if you like!
  13. Dismal Pillock

    The Israel Folau saga

    oh shit best laugh i've had here all year
  14. Dismal Pillock

    Rnd 17: Reds v Blues

    Thankfully, my dodgy stream had cut of by then, sparing me the angst. Come to think of it, might watch all future Auckland Blues matches on jumpy streams. I think the general air of infuriating exasperation that a jumpy stream provides would only add to the air of self-antagonism and...
  15. Dismal Pillock

    New Zealand Rugby Team Watch

    You have chosen FOUR players from the Auckland Blues super rugby franchise. Are you wilfully attempting to sabotage my national representative rugby football team? ARE YOU? ANSWER ME. ps, W.O, if Akira starts at #8 vs the Argies I will strip buck naked and run the entire length of the forii...
  16. Dismal Pillock

    Rebels 2019

    Almost ran down Havili last night, long after the backs had flagged it as a lost cause. Team down by about 6 million to nil at that stage. Funny the things that make an impression
  17. Dismal Pillock

    Auckland Blues To Infinity and Beyond

    Blues'll need every last one of them. Gibson gets injured putting his pants on. Akira will be a knackered carthorse within a year having played every minute of every match every week dating right back to his high school first XV debut at the age of 3. Robinson will be fine though, everyone...
  18. Dismal Pillock

    Waratahs v Brumbies, 7.45pm, Sat 8th June, BankWest (Parra) Stadium

    Phil Kearns Tears Flash Flood **WARNING** has been issued for: The Greater NSFW area
  19. Dismal Pillock

    RD 17: Crusaders v Rebels

    oh my gawd they're going to make a mini-series out of it..... http://www.greenandgoldrugby.com/community/threads/help-needed-with-daily-news.13356/page-10#post-1071351
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