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Just imagine if messrs Jack Goodhue and Braydon Ennor, NZ rugby's current golden duo of 2019, both from Auckland Blues catchment area, had actually gone to the Blues. Thank God they didn't, says all of New Zealand. The both of them would have been ignored. Not early maturing island boys who...

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Thank GOD my shaky stream caused me to miss the latest fun instalment in The Debacle That Never Ends. A denouement of nadirs c/o The Nadal's of Denouement. Seriously, fuck these clowns right up their pea-brained clackers. Up 21-5 versus the worst team in Australia? "Yeah don't worry, we got th

Without wanting to sound like a suck-up, B.Ravesheart is an excellent choice of moderator. So much common sense. I can only marvel at the sensical brain machinations involved in weighing reason and sense to conjure posts that result in some sort of miracle of rationale and reason and common...

So what you're saying is there's still an outside chance I could have a tug over it?

This is pretty amazing. Etched. In. Stone. Not this time though. Surely not. The midfield is by committee and entirely dependent on how many femtoseconds messrs Crotty and Sonny Bill FFS ESQ deign to grace us with their presences

Blues 1 Alex Hodgman, 2 James Parsons, 3 Ofa Tuungafasi, 4 Gerard Cowley-Tuioti, 5 Scott Scrafton, 6 Dalton Papalii, 7 Blake Gibson (c), 8 Akira Ioane; 9 Augustine Pulu, 10 Otere Black, 11 Tanielu Tele’a, 12 Ma’a Nonu, 13 TJ Faiane, 14 Matt Duffie, 15 Melani Nanai. Reserves: 16 Leni Apisai...

Not so sure. Blues no longer play running rugby. Not this season. The expansive game is gone. They now play a tight possession-based game. And sadly, the POINT of all their possession is lost on the poor dear wee souls. They just like having the ball but haven't worked out what to do with it yet.

wow, more confident than me. The captain is limping into the home stretch..... but then so were Richie and Dan in 2015. Also, I packed a spacco fit at this stage in 2015, CONVINCED nz and their dry powder bollox were rooted. IF Read is shot then will Hansen swallow his pride and make the hard...

The filthy Cantabs have to be rewarded for murdering everyone all season. Has to be an incentive otherwise you couldnt expect them to even bother with the reg season if it's gonna be some more of the "mummy, mummy, everyone should have a faaaaaaiiiir chance once the playoffs start, mummy"...

Conundrum for Loss Bleus is of course where on the park to lose the rugby football match from. They can choose the inevitable fucking up of the maul, or the 50/50 chance that they will roger up the kick. Such a wealth of choices for our local losers.

FFS. PLUMMER CONFIDENTLY STRIDES UP AND COMPLETELY ROGERS YET ANOTHER POTENTIAL MATCH-WINNING KICK AT THE FUCKEN DEATH. Wasnt an overly hard position but he got the yips and totally snatched at it. FFS. If you're not confident of winning the game after LOSING the other game in the same...

Last time I wrote about schoolboys my ankle bracelet went berko on me

Valiant effort from NZ's favourite plucky little losers. But let's face it. Until Rieko, the oaf-faced gits never even looked like scoring one of those 5-point "try" things some of them have perhaps read about in books and magazines. The Cantabs 22 may as well have been some sort of magical...

thank CHRIST. no TJ in ChCh for the annual Blues debacle. ps havent heard Sumo call many matches this season?

Mafi going great guns. No sign of Rebels uncontracted "water boy" Timani yet.....

a firing Coles would be a crucial difference maker for RWC. with Cane being back in business does this mean the fruitful search for Next #6 is over? 6 Cane 7 Ardie 8 Read

You are a wise and just man, Zero.