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Foundation Day 9 loosies picked. to be pared down to 6 (or 5 if Tuipulotu makes it?) Scott Barrett covers lock so he's definitely in the rest: Sam Cane, Ardie Savea, Matt Todd Liam Squire, Shannon Frizell, Vaea Ffsffifita Kieran Read, Luke Whitelock, Akira Ioane can see Todd, Fifita and...

oh yeah, a welcome addition. Selectors: Aunty Doris Aunty Raewyn from up the shops her niece the babysitter the baby a very confused Wayne Gunston Coach: Dan Crowley - undercover cop Laptop analysis: Quade Cooper - computer theft Team Masseuse: Alan Jones – public bogs gay sex...

poor Loss Bleus slogged their arses off but, of course, in the end, Weber's tinpot intercept the difference. Nock should be starting as Ruru's pass and footwork is just too cumbersome at this level. ffs Parsons. wft was that. Has reserve hooker Moulds got leprosy or something? Face AIDS? Bum...

Apparently he did it as he's coming out with his own brand of beer? I wonder if he hasn't dumbly WILDLY overestimated his own popularity? "Oh me oh my they all love my hi-energy colour commentary and trademark phrases such as 'Yes Boy', which no one has ever said before and to which I now have...

60 — Israel Folau, Waratahs (2013-) 59 — Doug Howlett, Blues [55], Hurricanes [1], Highlanders [3]; (1997–2007) 58 — Caleb Ralph, Crusaders [52], Blues [3], Chiefs [3]; (1996–2008) 57 — Joe Roff, Brumbies; (1996–2004) 56 — Christian Cullen, Hurricanes; (1996–2003) 56 — Bryan Habana, Bulls [37[...

Does the baptisee need to be actually present? Thinking of baptising Cyclo into The Church of The Auckland Blues 7th Day Adventurous 7 Win Season fraternity

Good article. Yes, author's being vaguely facetious but I still suspect he's grossly overestimating the degree of thought that went through Folau's tiny boneheaded noggin at tweet time. "Hey, cool pic", click.

Selectors are looking to open a Commission of Enquiry as to whether Izzy's tweet constituted a hate crime. PLEASE SAY YES.

Cyclo currently leading pole getter. He is beside himself with anger at the alarming resurgence of the Auckland Blues and therefore he has temporarily recused himself from the Forii Generalis.

Try being from Auckland when he's calling all your games. The sneering disdain. The palpable disgust.

Will Jordan oozes class. Scoring a try like that would REALLY get the attention of Hansen. Absolutely nothing on, big dummy, hit the gas, then hit it even harder, and he's gone.

Excuse me but do the new tinpot Lancaster Park goalposts have Xmas tree lights on them for when a goalkick goes over? Grizz Wyllie will be having a heart attack in his brain.

Thaks to Beer Baron for the opening sensible pole options. You have multiple votes, morans *edit OH SHIT I forgot the "sack him" option. MORAN

Did someone say pole?

he7s currently the leading vote getter in the whole fucken pole, bung eye!

Izzy posts that dumbarse pic on THE VERY SAME DAY that our very own G.Agger becomes bigwig CEO of some firm? Coincidence? I DON'T THINK SO. Izzy is clearly furious at Agger's drunk/liar/fornicator/idolator/insert other/ ways receiving elevated promotion and he has reacted in a deranged...

GAHHH, youre killing me here guessing RWC squad will only be 4 midfielders? FFS with Crotty and SBW, four midfielders isnt even enough for one half.WFT this unsettled shit in a RWC year is just bullshit. In 2013 Nonu and Conrad were already etched in stone for RWC2015 2 years out...... my 4...

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thats as good as the Blues will get. I think they have a hellrun from now against all the stupid NZ teams. with plenty on the road too

Gotta rest em. Sam Whitelock on 2018 EOYT was basically a contractual obligation. He was knackered