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  1. Dismal Pillock

    RWC 2019 1/4 Final Wales vs France

    That France have turned up. The leek touchers already under the kosh
  2. Dismal Pillock

    RWC 2019 1/4 Final Wales vs France

    Begs the question..... how did losing $200 on your first-ever bet lead to a lifelong habit of throwing roughly $17 over the balcony every single goddamn day for the last 46 years?
  3. Dismal Pillock

    RWC 2019 1/4 Final England vs Australia

    Poor Skeeny. His confidence probably in pieces after spending the entire week reading pisstakes of his job performance online as well as, in all likelihood, getting told by his bosses to "please, could you just fucking sit there and shut up until the referee calls on you instead of marching into...
  4. Dismal Pillock

    RWC 2019 1/4 Final New Zealand vs Ireland

    Deeply relaxing viewing, I AM SURE YOU WILL ALL AGREE. Cane took a fearful hammering at the coalface for the cause 1st half. Not surprised to see him pulled at halftime. Didnt even realise Moody could play that well. He was firing. Reece and Bridge didnt put enough of a foot wrong to give...
  5. Dismal Pillock

    RWC 2019 1/4 Final England vs Australia

    haha, I'd say it's at about Defcon 4 at the moment Moderator C.Yclopath, seen here evaluating forii combustibilty activity
  6. Dismal Pillock

    RWC 2019 1/4 Final England vs Australia

    "Should've started me instead ya stupid f***** **** ****s." -Wallabies reserve halfback Nic White
  7. Dismal Pillock

    RWC 2019 1/4 Final England vs Australia

    felt a bit sorry for Petaia, acquited himself relatively well considering he's just a kid who's barely even played soup rugby let alone finding himself suddenly, on test debut, biffed into the mercilessly well-organised English test rugby combine thresher
  8. Dismal Pillock

    RWC 2019 1/4 Final England vs Australia

    Aus 70% 2nd half possession but all they've done with it is run into walls between their own 22 and halfway. Eng probably cant believe their luck. Should be trying to break up the game with some unpredictable tactical kicks downtown
  9. Dismal Pillock

    RWC 2019 1/4 Final England vs Australia

    Genia is telegraphing every single pass he makes. Looks at the guy, runs a step or two towards him, still looking right at him, and then passes him the ball. Making it twice as easy for the poms as it should be.
  10. Dismal Pillock

    RWC 2019 1/4 Final England vs Australia

    Eng not committing to rucks and looking sluggish. Aus have got this
  11. Dismal Pillock

    RWC 2019 1/4 Final New Zealand vs Ireland

    Of course, that won't stop me going FULL NOISE 8,880 GIGABYTES 8-FOOT LONG MOTHERFUCKING PHOTO ESSAY blaming the sun, the moon, the stars, Santa, Satan, Savannah, syphilus and Stevie Wonder the fucken ref if we lose.
  12. Dismal Pillock

    RWC 2019 1/4 Final New Zealand vs Ireland

    Was just about to post the same thing. Usually at this stage my guts are doing flip flops. This time around, I'm about 30% whatevs. We've won the last 2, the monkey's off the back. Playing with house money now
  13. Dismal Pillock

    RWC 2019 1/4 Final England vs Australia

    oh god, if Aus and NZ BOTH lose this weekend this forum will have 3 days of acerbic meltdown blaming <insert shit selection> and of course the ref then by Wednesday next week it'll be a ghost town as the rest of RWC unfolds with SFA fucks given
  14. Dismal Pillock

    RWC 2019 1/4 Final New Zealand vs Ireland

    God knows why but every time I see this guy I think of Captain Darling. I just want someone to run into his face repeatedly. Anyone will do really.
  15. Dismal Pillock

    RWC 2019 1/4 Final Wales vs France

    Cheering for frogs in this one. Let's just get these blowhard dullwad NH bollock-merchants OUT of the tournament so the running rugby SH sides and the mercurial frogs can sort out the choccies
  16. Dismal Pillock

    RWC 2019 1/4 Final New Zealand vs Ireland

    yeah me too. suddenly that Irish side have a bit of an experienced professional assassin look compared to our slightly motley ragtag lot. NZ tight 5 look a bit iffy, whether they can answer the bell will settle it. wouldnt be overly surprised to see NZ dumped out. they look short of 3 or so...
  17. Dismal Pillock

    All-Time Crim 1st XV

    Mark from Mexico named Richard who studies Dutch and supports the Georgian rugby team and the Canes and Footscray. #seems_legit
  18. Dismal Pillock

    RWC 2019 1/4 Final Japan vs South Africa

    yeah 27 pt 1st half and 0 pt 2nd half. That handy Scots flanker saw they werent committing to rucks and helped himself. They'll need to keep halfback Nagare on as long as they can too cos Tanaka is now a huuuuge step down these days, just telegraphed and pedestrian rubbish.
  19. Dismal Pillock

    RWC Week 4 matches

    OH SHIT. https://japantoday.com/category/crime/rugby-uruguay-players-assault-staff-damage-kumamoto-restaurant The Alltime Crim XV selectors are now looking for some way to shoehorn these loser sooks into the disgraced fraternity.
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