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No Leni Apisai, thank Christ they got shot of that lard pudding speedbump. In related news, ffs Poor Otere Black. Signs for Blues to get some game time away from Beaudy. Gets injured for a whole year. Comes back and plays like shit. Beaudy joins the team. Still, 1st 5 stocks of...

Funny how little backlash there's been over A DISGRACEFUL GUTLESS WORLD CUP EXIT. "Oh, but that's a good thing, it means we're growwwwwing as a natio GET FUCKED. It just means people remain unaccountable which opens the door FOR IT TO HAPPEN AGAIN. AND IT MUST NEVER, EVER, EVER HAPPEN AGAIN...

So, in Auckland Blues language, week 4

Whoever he is, he is now the unanimous 2020 Auckland Blues Designated Messiah. The full weight of the 2020 campaign and all hopes, dreams and expectations must be heaped on the shoulders of this young and unknown foreigner. "All Hail the random Englishman."

lol 26 coaches have applied. It's like the seppos Democratic nominations where you just KNOW there's only 3 bastards with a realistic chance. Let's Review the favourites: 1 Fozzie, John Kirwan and Tasesa Lavea cartel 2 Razor, Rueben and anyone named Blackadder cartel 3 JJ and Tony Brown 4...

fffs, dumbarse Beaudy opens his trap and blurts out "I back Fozzie". Well, what happens if Fozzie doesnt get the job and you then have to turn up to work under some new prick with no Fozzie?

Tony Brown. "So this little Tony Brown putz says no to Fozzie. Then he says no to Razor. Do we gotta do something about this fucken little shithead?"

When Aus held Bledisloe: "Let's expand it to 3 matches so those kiwi pricks never win it back." --Jon O'Neill Australia lose the Bledisloe Cup. "Let's make the Bled a one-off test again." --GAGR.

Great tourney but ffs they spend all the $$$ on the whole shebang..... then leave the insanely crucial actual refereeing of these huge matches in the hands of a clutch of unintelligible failed French waiters. Incongruous. Thats what IRB should be throwing $$ at. Offer a huge salary and...

cobbled together this nice wee Fitzy 2003-ish souvenir for the RWC 2019 scrapbook.....

2020 Jerseys **NOW ON SALE** $3.99 O.N.O

Time to fire up the Underwood's, Fleet Street. Get typing. Channel that self-loathing and misery into caustic, belittling prose.

FFS. We get the Battle of Hastings on stilts and the boks get Mr Bean and fucken Frank Spencer.

Mccaw on hand to briefly lend Bill out. Does lap of honour in SUV. Possibly highlight of entire tournament

YESSSS LOLLLL thats 230 mill down the gurgler for English rugby https://www.stuff.co.nz/sport/rugby/international/99636713/england-rfu-to-spend-233-million-to-win-2019-world-cup Never been so pleased to see the bokke win a rugby match

Get the feeling the poms have got a couple of tries in them so the boks might have to chance their arm and play a tiny bit of rugby instead of relying on accruing 3's