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  1. Dismal Pillock

    RWC 2019 SF1: New Zealand v England

    A team so mentally feeble that they actually shit the bed DURING their own bloviating precious haka when all Eng did was form a wee flying V in response. 3 seconds later its a switcheroo kick off and NZ are flustered, confused and shattered over these 2 tiny wee challenges to established...
  2. Dismal Pillock

    New Zealand Rugby Team Watch

    New Zealand Rugby Football War Crimes Tribunal "Best of order, best of order, it is time for us to reconvene the New Zealand Rugby Football War Crimes Tribunal. It has indeed been a long hiatus between adjudications, for not since the devil's black year of 07 have we convened to mete out...
  3. Dismal Pillock

    RWC 2019 SF1: New Zealand v England

    Offcial IRB All Black Player Ratings. The 23 names to be indelibly etched in at allblacks.com, those dreaded team sheets of World Cup failures we all rubberneck at in mortified horror years later. 1. Joe Moody: 0/10. it started here, and here it was lost. Massive fail. 2. Codie Taylor...
  4. Dismal Pillock

    RWC 2019 SF1: New Zealand v England

    ffs. do I have to use a bigger font?
  5. Dismal Pillock

    New Zealand Rugby Team Watch

    Hansen's Legacy Handed Sir Graham Henry's axe-murder-on-ice cold-blooded team of blue-headed back-to-back assassins. Buys a really, REALLY nice fucken house. Presides over New Zealand losing a rugby football test match for the first time ever to fucking Ireland. Does it again. Loses the fucking...
  6. Dismal Pillock

    RWC 2019 SF1: New Zealand v England

    Never earned the right to go wide. But they did anyway. At 7-13 after 55 mins or whatever it was, you just know the 2015 vintage would have gone "blue heads" and ran the motherfuckers down. 25 mins left for them to run in 20 points was almost expected ffs. This edition just a rudderless...
  7. Dismal Pillock

    RWC 2019 SF1: New Zealand v England

    Thoroughly deserved Eng. BBBR and Whitelock = decrepit spindly garbage. Really where it was lost. Not even close to ready for handling the tyro Itoje Codie taylor wet dogshit. 1st half lineout total disintegration. Both props useless. Zero domination. Tight 5 didnt even compete. Picking...
  8. Dismal Pillock

    RWC 2019 SF1: New Zealand v England

    lol theres Jordie's "moment" we all dreaded when he was selected ahead of BFA. The brainless offload in a semi
  9. Dismal Pillock

    RWC 2019 SF1: New Zealand v England

    These cnuts are doomed. DOOMED Every 50/50 going to Eng hands. DOOMED. Brainmelt capitulation in FULL EFFECT. Welcome to a lifetime of ignominy, shitheads. Oh well, on the bright side, NO MORE FOZZIE
  10. Dismal Pillock

    RWC 2019 SF1: New Zealand v England

    NZ total anaemia across the park. Losing every contest. Played their final last week. AH CAHNT SPAKE. Eng 22 a foreign pasture grassed with bentgrass unobtainium get "ScoBar" OFF. Selected as "3rd lineout option" my speckled dick. Lineout suddenly a feeble national embarrassment GET CANE...
  11. Dismal Pillock

    The Residency / Poaching Thing...

    ffs, who7s the idiot that started this thread? #can_of_worms That's because the entire thread reads as if you've already decided long ago that there are no valid reasons. Let's review: BR: "No one has provided a valid reason for why players shouldn't be able to switch." -forum members...
  12. Dismal Pillock

    Where to for Super Rugby?

    They'll have to apologise to the pith helmet brigade about Burma for a start
  13. Dismal Pillock

    Cheerio Deans

    Deans: 43 wins from 74 tests Chieka: 23 wins from 51 tests Deans wins. But who is most hated? WHO?
  14. Dismal Pillock

    RWC 2019 1/4 Final Japan vs South Africa

    Don't think I'd even watch. NO FUCKEN WAY I'd watch England vs Wales.
  15. Dismal Pillock

    RWC 2019 1/4 Final Japan vs South Africa

    Cool how Rassie Erasmus sounds just like Pik
  16. Dismal Pillock

    RWC 2019 1/4 Final Japan vs South Africa

    Wayne-o has been pinging the boks with abandon. Watching them like a hawk. Yet he's let Japan get away with plenty of "line balls" #ending_his_career_how_he_started_it #not_bitter #2007
  17. Dismal Pillock

    RWC 2019 1/4 Final Japan vs South Africa

    Boks not here to win any new friends with a brand of rugby so conservative. If they think theyre playing a "long game" theyre rolling the dice. Kolbe hasnt touched it ONCE on attack. Is that Am guy at centre a club level quota pick? Cos thats what hes playing like Boks cannot possibly play...
  18. Dismal Pillock

    RWC 2019 1/4 Final Japan vs South Africa

    Feels like Japan have 18 guys out there. Just a marauding swarm. Boks D scrambling like hell but its fingers in dykes stuff. The upset is ON. The fuck is bok HB doing with the box kicks again and again gifting back possession. Definition of insanity mate. How bout passing it to that electric...
  19. Dismal Pillock

    The Residency / Poaching Thing...

    Agree. Once you can just switch allegiances on a whim of your personal convenience it reduces test rugby to glorified club rugby. It's already daft-looking enough now with all the international mercenaries. #Japan.
  20. Dismal Pillock

    RWC 2019 1/4 Final Wales vs France

    Great match. Wild and woolly first half then from 50 mins on it was squeaky bum time. The gallic shruggers bid a Pepe le Pew adieu.
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