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LOL Wales crash out of the World Cup AB's celebrating tries like they're teenage girls front row at fucken Beatlemania is not a cool look when you're playing for the wooden spoon at the Pitcairns Crippled Children Burn Clinic woggle-tying contest. In comparison, Grant Fox's face was black...

No way NZ should do the haka in this match. "Ooh, look at us we're so brave and scary here in the plate final tea-ladies bake-off for last fucken place."

Exactly. It really is quite awe-inspiring to behold. Makes the NZ media after a RWC exit look like hippie yoga in the park. The poms go after their own with blood, bone, murder and death on the brain. The comments sections of the Guardian etc become caustic chunderous cauldrons of purest...

King Carlos never played for England. Not even once. Dear Admin, this forum member is clearly drunk and possibly at risk of alcoholism. Please add him to my "ignore" list too. Thanks. - DP.

Dear Admin, please advise as to where the "Place Daniel on ignore forever" function is. Thank you. --DP

WOAAAAAHHH, family show

Voted "less". Wheel it out for test series/Bled deciders or maybe really big away games. Of course, let the opposition do what they goddamn want. Chuck a ball around, dry-hump their goalposts, do the YMCA dance with the crowd, fucken whatever. The new contractually-obligated wanky adidas...

haha, "Skeeny" gets the final. "Comms check, check-check. Jerome just wondering if you know where I could get some tickets to the rugby world cup final?" "Skeeny, you don't need them. You're already here in the TMO booth." "Happy to go with your on-field decision Jerome." "Jerome, this final...

In rugby union? Great. Just bloody great. I can see the headlines now.....

81 kicks in 80 mins. Of that the ball was in play for about 83 seconds. So 64 kicks a minute. #sounds_like_a_plan Looking like 2007 JakeBall 0.2 with Faf box-kicking instead of Steyn. Not a flash advert for the sport; if anyone new to the game in Japan tunes in they'll be "wft, if thats top...

GAGR moderators should be working on rotating shifts, call-centre style - a "Live Chat" scenario - to field the queries and aggrieved complaints of GAGR members who may be unhappy or confused about certain aspects of recent rugby matches. I myself personally have a litany of issues I would...

Gatlands out, Schmidt out, to me that really just leaves JJ vs Razor. And as you say Razor hasnt done it beyond the bubble. Seems he's at where JJ was in 2015 when he won with the Landers.

AB's team already named: 1 Hansen 2 Coltman 3 Fozzie 4 Pat T 5 worst barrett 6 Sam Cane 7 Ardie Savea 8 Akira Ioane 9 Weber 10 Foxy 11 Rieko Ioane 12 Crotty 13 Goodhue 14 Reece 15 Ben Smith Foxy's boot to see us home 9 to 6 in a tight one. AB's to hit the shock and awe nitro and go...

He'd have to be the outright MVP of the whole tournament so far

wow, boks wheel on a replacement front row of Vincent Koch, Steven Kitshoff and Malcolm Mawx. I would take all 3 to start for the AB's in a heartbeat

If England play Wales in the final I think I will puke. Then I'll call the cops. Then interpol. Then the nearest embassy. Then cyclo. If boks win and wheel out this game plan vs England I think I will root for E..,.Ee...... Eng.... e NO, NO, I JUST CANT SAY IT. I CANT AND I WONT MUMMY

Not exactly vintage Blitzkrieg Paremoremo Jailbreak Polynesian Basketball here. More like cardiganed old codgers quietly dozing in the reading room while serving out 99 consecutive life sentences

Get the feeling that whichever team gets to 3-0 will immediately shut it down and play pick-and-go's to run down the clock for the remaining 60-odd minutes.