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LOL same shit, different year. Blues 8 millionth "plucky loss" in a row. Had to switch off disdainful sneering TJ in favour of the Pitcairns commentary. Fuck that hateful clown. LOL@ Rieko waving in self congratulation to the crowd while walking off at HT. DUDE. It's halftime of the first...

I dont reckon. Maybe as long as someone here has heard of them. Hadnt noticed. Ineffective? It is a tricky one. Tough position to survive for posers. Puddling ploppyman Leni Apisai does come to mind though

My team of screenshotters are already on standby to capture the moment Izzy is standing next to some opposing player wearing full LGBTQ Pride day kit. I just hope my MS Paint wangers can stretch the gap between the two players without overly stretching credulity.

What, for drinks breaks? It's hot out there! Always knew Cyclo was an old skool hardman

Brutal!

"Greetings today, my fellow blessed Cantabrians. It is I, Razor, your chosen vessel to the beloved and holy Crusaders. Mrs Razor and I welcome you to the Crusaders 2020 Prayer Rally for our beloved red and blacks. Blessed be The Way, hallowed be the Gilbert, and precious and sacred be the...

Razor and his missus taking their prayers for the upcoming Cantabs season a bit far I reckon.

Kobelco: 35 Suntory: 29. Yess! Love seeing the arrogant champions elect Suntory get run the fuck over. Kerevi completely outshone by stoned bogan drifter Richard Buckman. Birdbrained Tevita Li cements his position as one of the dumbest rugby players who ever lived with one of the most...

Red Dolphins: 31 "But dolphins arent red" you say. Well, they are in the killing pools of Japan just after they get harpooned in the nutsack. From 26-all this was an INSANE capitulation in the final third Debrezeni: invisible. A.Pulu: played 2nd 5! Not surprising really as Japan rugby is...

RD 3 Honda Heat: 23 Snyman with a few more toying with dwarves highlights including one from middle of defending maul, reaching over to dispossess the ball carrier at rear of maul with one goddamn hand, palm the ball, at chuck it to his own 1st 5. Toshiba Brave Lupus: 32 Leitch Matt Todd...

Pains me to say, and I hope this is the year he finally nominates his undoubted physical gifts to finally fuck some peoples shit up, but I must put forward the name of that most papery of tigers, Mr Patrick Tuipulotu.

ha, no bloody way, been down that road, fool me once, fine, fool me twice, yeah ya got me, fool me 17 times, ok so I'm a wee bit gullible at times but pre-season 2020? NEVER. AGAIN. Blues are the undisputed champions of talking the walk but the instant the real pressure goes on all the...

Few others come to mind: Richie Mccaw: probably never did a bicep curl in his life. Ben Alexander: looked like every bloke down at the pub Ben Smith: how the hell did he even break 1 tackle? Zero guns!

Dunning dropped! No more droppies!

ha, exactly what i was just about to post. Him and Aumua dangerously close to selection. As is Moeakala or whatever his name is, that enormous Chiefs winger from last season who played like a giant confused big fat dopey baby Coach nominees: Scott Johnson, John Kirwan and TODD BLACKADDER

I am officially recanting my previous "Fuck China" missive. That guy is AWESOME. No need to work in the "niggly" foot; it all looks like bolts anyway. What a horrid pack of soulless dicks.

of course, Chabal. Usurps poor Akira in starting XV. Team taking shape now. 1 Matt Dunning 2 3 Rodzilla 4 Isaac Ross 5 Mark Chisholm 6 Sione Luaaki 7 Sebastian Chabal 8 Pierre Spies (C) 9 Matt Henjack 10 11 12 Sam Burgess (OMG this guy was totally shit at rugby) 13 Tom English 14 Timana Tahu...

Begs the question; where does Al Baxter figure in all of this?

I hear ya Tex but me not knowing anything about that idiotic paint-by-numbers tonka toy of a sport dont help. They could be giving away tries like Cyclo gives away boiled sweeties to the sprogs at the bus stop for all I know. This is a pretty good return chief