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Did google image search for "NSFW versus the bye" and things got really weird pretty much instantly.

OMFG. You mean to tell me that ALL the cantabs will be together in the same room at the same time? Left-to-right, D.Ismalpillock and Z.Ero.

Top shit, Rebs3. Now the challenge for me is chunder out some fake abomination of convincing-looking rugby statisticii c/o Gunston Media, replete with links to dog-rooting websites, and to have it, unchecked and as-is, published by Stuff.

oh shit, sounds like he contracted Justin Marshall Syndrome. Both halfbacks too. Something in that.

That's a new planet to me but I can still totally believe it.

Yeah, thought about that sort of option but, as a tenured pole expert, I wanted to avoid the subsequent tears of disillusionment that would have instantly doused the hate turbines rendering this as yet another woe-is-me thread..... as if it's not going to pan out like that anyway.....

hahaha would love to do a webcast commentary thing for Loss Bleus games with my trusty half-drunk play-by play man Z.Ero. My negativity for the hapless, rudderless, Blues shartgeyser cumulus could blacken the sun itself by halftime

Odd that established England test player Ben Teo gave up what I presume was a megabucks NH contract to be suddenly playing at the hospice care Sunwolves. Chiefs B team doing the business here. 17-7 after 25 mins

Good contest. At least there was some feeling out there. Some top tactical kicking too. I really wish there were some mentals doing some sort of alternative commentary on the net though. "Experts" like Gregan and Hoiles might know their shit but theyre so dull and diplomatic, ffs, I cant recall...

Canvassing the forii as to which aussie derby matches get you boofheads fired up. You have multiple votes. Multiply the hate!

Of course Gregan disagrees it was obstruction, he was right there at ground zero when the Bumbreeze wheeled out their running interference "dummy runner" carry-on.

TJ hates the Blues. And we hate him. So why punish him and fuck with us every single motherfucking weekend by scheduling him to broadcast Blues games? Just rotate some other prick over. Literally ANYONE will do cos NO ONE hates the Blues and fanboi worships the Cantabs like TJ does. My...

"Greetings, my red and black children of doctrined assemblage. It is I, Razor, with glad tidings of the Round 3 matchup between our cherished Crusaders and the birdbrained sharters we know as the Auckland Blues. "Order has been restored in the red and black universe, praise be to the new...

What'd he do, eat his roids instead of inject them?

Pole looks to be winding up: BEHOLED THE PROPHECY. Neither team knew how to win. Blues did their usual brainless stuff-ups once they went into panic-mode having realised that - OMG this other team doesnt know how to win either, that means its now up to OUR TEAM, THE AUCKLAND BLUES RUGBY...

How good was that. 1. Sacrifice 2. Entitled 3. Ownership Why does it seem like Jordie Barrett managed to seemingly skip #1 altogether and go straight to his current tenureship at #2?

Blues vs Crusaders. Date: Friday, February 14th. Crusaders coming off a LOSS. The backlash will be SEVERE. It will surely go down in the annals of rugby history as The Valentine's Day Massacre.

Dramatic finale, Canes edge it 26-23 thanx to Laumape setting up last minute winning try. Shady hometown TMO then tries to pull Canes up for a forward pass... and Rasta the ref says "no! get fucked! Can't look at them anymore you shady hometown wanker TMO's!" It was a free-for-all down Goosens...