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Jags vs Canes HT 10-9. Cagey and dull. Goosen a professional liability. Rushed out of the line on D every time, matadoring his outsides through. Basically 16 on 14 with him doing that.

I am sorry, you'll have to forgive me, the Blues were 0-8 away last season and the fact that they have actually travelled to somewhere outside Auckland and won a rugby match is a Haley's Comet moment that I am only now just starting to come to grips with. As for how this concerns NSFW's...

Not overly surprised

"SILENCE! It is I, Razor. This evening, I come before you bearing yet more sickening, sickening news to compound our collective coagulous misery on this, a most barbarous of Round 2 weekends. That hated and moribund and, frankly, pathetic Auckland Blues joke of a franchise located on the Island...

O SWEET CHILD OF THE BLACK SUMMER RAIN

They don't have to try. It's their innate talent. Their only one.

You really could've stopped here

Keep em coming Bladders, Byrons tripped over the hut cable here and my streams dead.

"My Assembled Flock. My Red and Black Devotees. It is I, Razor, your Chosen Oracle of Omniscience whom today must prostrate himself before you in a penance that you must never, ever, EVER, let end. "For today, our beloved, beloved Crusaders have limped to a horrifying defeat at the hands of a...

Good game. Rebs surely must have too much star power to cop an almighty touch up. Not sure Korobeite even touched the ball? Hooking Hodge and Cottrell was tactical? Rebs only down by 5-odd when they pulled Cottrell at 50 mins, he seemed to be going great guns

It's tough to deny Aus a bit of rain these days but...................... .....FFS AUSTRALIA, WAY TO SPOIL THE PARTY

woah 50K within 1 week, that might be a few months dicking around on minimum wage to you megabucks Aussies but in pitcairns dollars thats 3.6 million yen. would love to see the letter he has to write.....

Dammnit cannot find any news on this. The Selectors are on tenterhooks, all ready to measure this boofhead plonker up for his issue of the fabled black and white hooped jumpsuit strip.

KFC and Mcdonalds? At the Blues they call that a "balanced diet".

Also nominating Ayumu Goromaru at 15. A more overhyped pea-hearted sham of a rugby player I cannot think of.

lol@ first line of that Herald story, they may as well have done away with all false pretense and just typed out

K.O: 7:15 pm strayan time saturdee NSFW Waratahs Official Match Day Team Photo: Auckland Blues Official Match Day Team Photo: This one is going to be UGLY. U-G-L-Y, you ain't got no alibi. Official Match Day Theme Song:

"Greetings to you, my blessed and assembled custodians of The Red & Black Cloth. It is I, Razor, your chosen oracle of 3-Peating Munificence. Blessed be Lancaster. And accursed be Foster the Interloper who got my fucken AB's gig. Fuck that guy. Now then. Some sombering news to report from the...

Had to laugh at comms talking up Sotutu in 1st half "he's won the spot on merit, preseason, blah blah" then camera cuts to Akira in the stands in his civvies eating garbage. Sees self on screen and, like a lazy childish 6th former, tries to hide the snacks. Fuck me. You couldnt write a...