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  1. Dismal Pillock

    Auckland Blues To Infinity and Beyond

    "Look honey, there's Beauden Barrett the All Black. Now let's watch how a real pro clears from inside his own in-goa "Aahhh nooo....."
  2. Dismal Pillock

    All-Time Crim 1st XV

    Clearly a psychological test implemented by Fozzie in conjunction with MCG Stasi. Red heads/blue heads. Does the budding starling blindly succumb to peer pressure? Or does he take responsibility for his own actions UNLIKE the spineless invertebrates that disgraced 100 years of All Black legacy...
  3. Dismal Pillock

    Christmas Wishes

    "FFS. What've I done now?"
  4. Dismal Pillock

    All-Time Crim 1st XV

    https://www.stuff.co.nz/sport/118500070/all-black-jordie-barrett-kicked-out-of-cricket-test-banned-for-behavioural-issues First MaccaGate now this. Sounds like Jorrrrrrdie is well on his way towards making the first preliminary inquiries as to potential avenues visa visor All-Time Crim 1st XV...
  5. Dismal Pillock

    Waratahs 2020

    I bet you do, she's the one you have to yell at for blocking the sun off from your fucken solar panels.
  6. Dismal Pillock

    Waratahs 2020

    Dennis and your mum more like
  7. Dismal Pillock

    All-Time Crim 1st XV

    Could we please get this posh twat school chatty chatty OUT of my criminal rugby players thread? THANKS.
  8. Dismal Pillock

    All-Time Crim 1st XV

    Court dates: Mafi: Jan 27th George Gregan: Feb. ps given that they have only even heard of ONE of the players in the starting forward pack (Cecillon), The Selectors are now starting to wonder whether there should be some minimum-entry playing level to qualify? 1st class? Test level? Did...
  9. Dismal Pillock

    New Zealand Rugby Team Watch

    Seeing as the tenured Cantabs completely fucked up the World Cup for the entire nation of New Zealand with their lackadaisical complacency it's time to flush the dunny and get some hunger back in the AB's. Luckily, this coincides with the dawning of a new Auckland Blues dynasty so all joking...
  10. Dismal Pillock

    All-Time Crim 1st XV

    Fresh blood for the locking stocks. https://www.stuff.co.nz/sport/rugby/super-rugby/118418580/nz-rugby-ban-highlander-manaaki-selbyrickit-for-four-weeks-for-assault-conviction Great start to your rugby career, dipshit.
  11. Dismal Pillock

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    thread tags #entry #schoolboy #maximum
  12. Dismal Pillock

    New Zealand Rugby Team Watch

    NZRFU=MORANS. Way to blow $400,000 out your arses, guyz. Wft is the big deal about this Moaaaarr guy? $400K is a metric fuckload of boots for low decile schools/sausage rolls/scrum machines etc. FFS, fuck Moaar and save the $$, just pick some other lackey doofus to hold the tackle bags
  13. Dismal Pillock

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    How To Get a GAGR Member Listed On An NSA Pedo Watchlist:
  14. Dismal Pillock

    Super Rugby 2020

    ha, good to see the SWolves, hated by JRU, have dropped any and all pretense of "growing the game" in light of their franchise termination and have gone full-blown gaijin mercenary. The 3 actual Japanese players left in the squad must be left wondering "wft have I done to piss off the JRU so...
  15. Dismal Pillock

    All-Time Crim 1st XV

    Come to think of it..... what the hell was Izzy's crime? Clean sweep of all the awards and he's not really technically a criminal is he? Wow, Gregan, that is a find. What was his real crime though? Apart from being a capitalist bastard. Plenty of competition at halfback too, particularly...
  16. Dismal Pillock

    Rules of the Schoolboy forum

    For some reason I expected the rules to be a bit..... kinkier. Like, "who's been a naughty schoolboy then?" It is entirely possible I have completely misread the purpose of this section of the forii I suppose.
  17. Dismal Pillock

    Where to for Super Rugby?

    Kiap is a bloke you can trust. https://spraguedawley.com/japan-is-safety-radioactive-leak-power-plant-owner/
  18. Dismal Pillock

    All-Time Crim 1st XV

    Best of order, best or order, sit DOWN you horrid rabble of thieving idiots, it's time for The Inaugural Alltime Crim 1st XV Annual Awards for 2019. Big thanks to Willie Ripia for stealing the awards banner for tonight from the Galaxy store. Good choice, dumbarse! We the selectors...
  19. Dismal Pillock

    Australian Rugby / RA

    I think it's high time The Alltime Crim 1st XV squadron had their own awards ceremony. Time for the selectors to repair to the chamber for lengthy deliberation.
  20. Dismal Pillock

    New Zealand Rugby Team Watch

    The ultimate emasculation will come in 2021 when Rennie, having been let go by Aus, is hired as AB's coach to replace Foster, again, to clean up his mess, again, and immediately transforms the side into a winning unit, again, as he did with the Chiefs. Dave Rennie, 2021, back in Hamtown...
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