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oh shit, better expand the team of screenshotters "If this button fails, in our crucial window of opportunity, then it's your body, dumped in the quarry."

ha, I suppose he isnt. if I was calling the match its all I7d talk about. "That ruck is a big slobbering mess of a petris dish. Wow, I think I can feel my hazmat heating up all the way up here." "May as well go hard fellas, we'll all be dead by Xmas." "Wow, what a great match that was...

Canes had the energy. Although at the death for Chiffs to defend 35 phases for zero yards gain and then that dipshit #8 with the laziest late hit in rugby history to undo allllll the work has to hurt wft is shrieking cock warbler TJ going on about Super Rugby schedule being "unrelenting" and...

Season is fucked. By Sunday night I reckon they will've announced "ok, no fans" then they'lll realise "oh shit, there was no fans here anyway" then they'll call the whole season off. Of course, just when the fucken Auckland Blues finally come right. FFS.

holy shit yeah. they've martyred the poor git right down the river. "Regrettably, the entire blame for the competition closing can now be comfortably pinned on this one foreign gaijin drug addict. As we thought, all foreigner cannot be trusted. See? Whether with importing china bat virus, or...

Think I saw Egon Seconds running the sideline in a game last week in his beloved Republic..... or should I say All-Time Crim 1st XV Commissioner Egon Seconds

http://www.greenandgoldrugby.com/community/threads/aussie-derby-pole-of-hatred.18812/ The Aussie Derby Pole of Hatred ranks this derby as the second most violently parochial of all the aussie derbies. I fully expect this thread to yield the following: someone to get called a "Sydney wanker"...

I want DMac nowhere near that shit. Since when has sideways running EVER worked at test match level? SINCE NEVER. Arrogant of him to think "heyyyy..... but maybe..... it'll work for me!" Meanwhile sideways and backwards and around and around he goes until he runs out of options and hospital...

My dedicated team of screenshotters, just waiting for the brief, fleeting moment, should it ever, ever possibly arise, that the Blues creep above the Cantabs on the ladder. These, my volunteer staffers, have been on 24 hour round-the-clock standby every minute of every day since 2004.

It's always exciting to read these articles, the megabucks plan, hey, the dumbarse Blues could enter a development side in this, "The Blues Borstal B-Squad Ball Breakers" or somethign..... but then, once I've finished reading the article, the entire concept of GRR completely disappears from my...

another week, another raft of matches not on telly Only seen Landers play one match this season but this years iteration are looking like the NZRFU canary in the coalmine visa visor the mass exodus. Some of those blokes are NOT super rugby players. Keen amateurs. No wonder this week the NZRFU...

Sounds like someone's Crusader Stonemason Guild Induction Ceremony went horribly wrong..... "Oh shit."

sounds like NZRFU firing up NZ B again. Except they can never call it that. So it'll be some feelgood "NZ A" or "Junior All Blacks" or worst of the lot, "All Blacks XV" bollocks. read; "would everyone please stop fucking off to Japan for 5 fucking minutes, could you please fucking do...

"Trained doctor here, let me just check for cancerous lumps, oh fuck can't find it haha."

There will be a celebratory coronation photo essay roughly 812 trillion billion gygabytes long. It will crash the GAGR servers, I will be banned on the spot and giddily sprint outside straight into oncoming traffic and die with a huge smile on my face.

Bulls v Landers, 1st half of this match was unwatchable. And not just cos each team fielded about 7 keen amateur level NPC type guys. Bulls jerseys, bluish camo. Landers flew all the way around the world to turn up in..... bluish green camo. FFS. Who played well? Who's on first? Who missed key...

No match broadcast here at Hut Byron. Need the full warts-and-all Akira Report. lol, "Blues tried a droppie with a 15 players on 12 advantage". Mods, please ban these trolls who are spreading what must surely be fake news reports.

Have tentatively taken the first steps towards putting out feelers in regards to initiating the groundwork for preparations to brace myself for my first viewing of the Super Rugby table since 2012. Please wish me well, this is a huge step for me. Godspeed the vortex.