Worst Commentator Pole Action

[KiwiM]

Commentators "Everyone Drinks" lines:

Karl Te Nana: "100%"
Richard Turner: "No doubt about it"
Justin Marshall: "Synergy"
Ken Laban: "Second man play"
Tony Johnstone: "GO FUCK YOURSELF" (oops, that was me to TJ during every single match he calls, never mind that one)

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Grant Nisbett "Snapped up by..."

Also - I'm sure he's already been mentioned but Hoiles seems to be the new Kearns - watches games through Tahs lenses and agrees/disagrees with the refs calls depending on if they go for/against the Tahs.

For NZ Steven Bates is rubbish - comes across as a total meathead.

 

[cyclopath]

I'll add to this

Grant Nisbett "Snapped up by."

Also - I'm sure he's already been mentioned but Hoiles seems to be the new Kearns - watches games through Tahs lenses and agrees/disagrees with the refs calls depending on if they go for/against the Tahs.

For NZ Steven Bates is rubbish - comes across as a total meathead.

Nisbo gets my gruds. I mean Kearns, Marto and Hoiles are drooling Pavlovian experiments, but he is some next level sand in the jocks.

 

[Dismal Pillock]

my neanderthal pig dinosaur brain took about 5 minutes to adjust to the shock of a WOMAN calling the play by play in the Cantabs game but, in summary, she was excellent.​

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I already like her more than TJ.​

 

[Ruggo]

Justin Marshall's man love for Folau must surely mean he is going to hell.

 

[Dismal Pillock]

You know who would make a great commentator? Will Genia. ​

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You know who would make a dogshit commentator? Isaia Toeava.​

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today during Bumbreeze vs Swolves:​

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"Sniff that hole on the inside of Tevita Kuridrani."​

--Rod Kafer​

 

[oztimmay]

You know who would make a great commentator? Will Genia.

You know who would make a dogshit commentator? Isaia Toeava.


today during Bumbreeze vs Swolves:

"Sniff that hole on the inside of Tevita Kuridrani."
--Rod Kafer

Thinking you're forgetting your compliment for this man.

Hope the shirtless region get you all nice and tight in your speedo region.

 

[Dismal Pillock]

GAHHH. i thought I was on the Genia spit and polish shift.​

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Byron Kelleher would make a great commentator as he is surely fluent in a number of languages​

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Isaia Toeava, pictured here about to fall over like a bumbling clot for the millionth time​

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[Dismal Pillock]

Justin Marshall "Synergy" Watch:

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Time: 17th minute​

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Location: Fiji.​

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Lesson learned: Any time, any place, you cannot stop synergy, you can only hope to contain it.​

 

[cyclopath]

Justin Marshall "Synergy" Watch:

Time: 17th minute

Location: Fiji.

Lesson learned: Any time, any place, you cannot stop synergy, you can only hope to contain it.

Synergy Trap

 

[Piglet]

Who is it in the Australian commentary box that cannot pronounce the name of players from the islands. Is it Clarke?

"Tunk-gele".

WTF? At least the Kwi bros get it right. Where's the respect?

 

[waiopehu oldboy]

Da fuck? HT at WCS & no synergy let alone a boomfa or an oh yes boy indeed. It's almost like Marshy's been lobotomised. Again.

 

[waiopehu oldboy]

43:29 & at long last week have Synergy, y'all. Still no boomfa, but, even though LSquire is, in the inimitable words of Sumo, MELTING people out there.

 

[cyclopath]

Da fuck? HT at WCS & no synergy let alone a boomfa or an oh yes boy indeed. It's almost like Marshy's been lobotomised. Again.

Another lobotomy and he qualifies as being pithed.


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[Dismal Pillock]

Another lobotomy and he qualifies as being pithed.

Solid diagnosis, Doc.

Very handy to distract from the damage.

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"Take one of these and DO NOT call me in the morning."​

 

[cyclopath]

Solid diagnosis, Doc.

Very handy to distract from the damage.

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"Take one of these and DO NOT call me in the morning."​

The Boomfah Helmet as seen in Christchurch in 1879 when the Zulu charged....wait. Synergy.


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[Silverado]

I loved Horan's "They opened up like the Sydney Harbour Bridge " ?


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[Hawko]

I loved Horan's "They opened up like the Sydney Harbour Bridge " ?


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The man thinks and speaks like a Queenslander in full retard mode. I wish Fox had kept on with Sharpe, despite his occasional F-bombs. He really spoke intelligently about the game (and yes, I know where he came from, its how you commentate that matters).

 

[Dismal Pillock]

what is interesting is just how long it takes for such revered legends on the field to completely exhaust their quota of test match rugby goodwill by their dopey deeds in the comm box

"OK, I'm Tim Horan so I can say anything I want." And he seems to have run with that premise. His legend status seems to have given his mouth a free pass from where his brain should be. And he's still thought of as Tim Horan rugby legend so I'd venture he still has a long way to before he's run the status dry

Justin Marshall comes to mind, a DICK who has long since exhausted his goodwill quota and is now just a shrieking fuckwit. As opposed to a shrieking fuckwit who won a lot of test matches in black.

Kearns didnt have enough legend points in the bank iHOMO and promptly shot himself in the ballsack with his mouth after what, 2, maybe 3 minutes in the commentary box.

 

[Derpus]

what is interesting is just how long it takes for such revered legends on the field to completely exhaust their quota of test match rugby goodwill by their dopey deeds in the comm box

"OK, I'm Tim Horan so I can say anything I want." And he seems to have run with that premise. His legend status seems to have given his mouth a free pass from where his brain should be. And he's still thought of as Tim Horan rugby legend so I'd venture he still has a long way to before he's run the status dry

Justin Marshall comes to mind, a DICK who has long since exhausted his goodwill quota and is now just a shrieking fuckwit. As opposed to a shrieking fuckwit who won a lot of test matches in black.

Kearns didnt have enough legend points in the bank iHOMO and promptly shot himself in the ballsack with his mouth after what, 2, maybe 3 minutes in the commentary box.

Kearns ability to irritate or deeply offend the fans of whoever we are versing make enduring him ourselves worthwhile.

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[cyclopath]

what is interesting is just how long it takes for such revered legends on the field to completely exhaust their quota of test match rugby goodwill by their dopey deeds in the comm box

"OK, I'm Tim Horan so I can say anything I want." And he seems to have run with that premise. His legend status seems to have given his mouth a free pass from where his brain should be. And he's still thought of as Tim Horan rugby legend so I'd venture he still has a long way to before he's run the status dry

Justin Marshall comes to mind, a DICK who has long since exhausted his goodwill quota and is now just a shrieking fuckwit. As opposed to a shrieking fuckwit who won a lot of test matches in black.

Kearns didnt have enough legend points in the bank iHOMO and promptly shot himself in the ballsack with his mouth after what, 2, maybe 3 minutes in the commentary box.

Say what you like about Kearns, and as a commentator I would probably agree with anything you say, but he did have some points from his playing career - 2 RWC winning squads / teams; Bledisloes. Did allright.