Lee Grant
John Eales (66)
Why the hell does Jacques need a Jeep to get him from Bondi to Moore Park!?!?!?
From Bellevue Hill actually.
It can be steep depending on which way you go.
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Why the hell does Jacques need a Jeep to get him from Bondi to Moore Park!?!?!?
In the ad world, strategists talk about finding the 'forgotten truth' behind a product, that thing that when pointed out has people go "damn, that's right!" and have a sudden, renewed or new connection.
From Bellevue Hill actually.
It can be steep depending on which way you go.
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HE BOUGHT A JEEP?
But a fucking JEEP? At least get something well built and reliable.
Like a Volvo?
HE BOUGHT A JEEP?
2) Marketing people are being promoted from the Probables to Definites list of those who go against the wall when I take power. Right behind lawyers, HR people, and anyone at executive corporate level.
You have been warned.
God those ads piss me off.
So do people who drive 4WDs in the Eastern Suburbs of Sydney.
I think I need a lawn, so I can yell at some kids to stay off of it.
Having a snorkel does not make it credible.At least my 4WD is a real one & goes off road and by that I don't mean over roundabouts & mounting kerbs. Well she's done that a few times too. haha
A wise old man once told me some deep secrets about four by four drivers on the North Shore and in the Eastern Suburbs:
Volvo XC90 drivers are c*nts that use safety as an excuse.
Audi drivers are wannabe c*nts
Merc ML drivers are c*nts but too caught up in their own shit to even know.
Lexus 4x4 drivers don't know what a c*nt is.
BMW X5 drivers are c*nts and don't care.
Jeep Cherokee drivers would love the be c*nts but can't afford it.