The scrum. Last bastion of true male manliness. As a bloke, you just havent lived unless you've packed down in a few scrums. What it is to be a bloke.
And then we see that crap "defensive" LO, not me sir, I have no balls, no I have intention of engaging those brutes, please help my poor useless self with your whistle.
Laughing stock, no forward deserved MOTM consideration who was in those LOs. I was almost barracking for Etzechest to thump one or two of them. It's not rugby. Imvho.
Even with the obvious advantage that the pigs get to pack, my MOTM was the smallest bloke on the field. Weird.
I hope this is some sort of sick joke.
If we can get ascendancy or a favourable outcome through wit and intelligence we should forego it and instead contest a rolling maul (of which we are the weaker party), because it'd be the "manly" thing to do?
Fuck deceptive backline plays as well then. Dummy runners? Nup. Multiple attacking options to divide the defence? Nup. Tell the opposition whose going to receive the ball before the play starts and then try to run the fuck over them. That'd be the manly thing to do. The person who comes off best in the contact, defender or attacker, will obviously have the bigger willy. Any other strategy is just plain embarrassing.
Let me guess, you don't like electrical tools because they're less "manly" than their manual counterparts?
Theres a reason society moved from barbarity to the culture we see today. Its because it works and because you'd be stupid not to. Those who don't adapt and learn get left in the dust. "Luddites" should have no place in our national team.