Bah - who cares about all that crap. We get to pack scrums - that's where all the real fun is.
The show ponies can keep their token of affirmation.
The scrum. Last bastion of true male manliness. As a bloke, you just havent lived unless you've packed down in a few scrums. What it is to be a bloke.
And then we see that crap "defensive" LO, not me sir, I have no balls, no I have intention of engaging those brutes, please help my poor useless self with your whistle.
Laughing stock, no forward deserved MOTM consideration who was in those LOs. I was almost barracking for Etzechest to thump one or two of them. It's not rugby. Imvho.
Even with the obvious advantage that the pigs get to pack, my MOTM was the smallest bloke on the field. Weird.