SRP (Super Rugby Pacific) 2022 - NZ & Drua matches with no match thread

[Derpus]

But only a penalty if he plays at it (like a certain B&I Lion did...). Otherwise it's accidental offside and a scrum. At least iirc...

I thought he grabbed it.

 

[zer0]

Third player down with a head knock is a pretty unfortunate outcome, to say the least.

 

[waiopehu oldboy]

Here we go...

 

[zer0]

Riccitelli ffs

 

[zer0]

WHY THE ABSOLUTE FUCK WOULDN'T YOU JUTS YEET THAT KICK AHEAD HEEM!

EDIT: whew.

 

[waiopehu oldboy]

^ Edit: en inglés por favor?

Good close-out by Loss Bleus. Out of character, almost.

 

[zer0]

Much closer than it should've been, but a wins a win.

 

[zer0]

Am also sad we don't live in the timeline where Akira gets the ball in place of Heem at the end and it's full Dismal gif fireworks down the right side for a 100m try.

 

[Dismal Pillock]

poised to go to 5th in the 2nd half for extended periods of boom chucka-lucka hi-octane ethanol blitzkriegery.

IT IS хуй ти Влад & GLORY TO NATION AND PRECISION DRONE STRIKE & BAYRAKTAR хуй ти Влад GLORY TO HEROES TL/DR; BAYRAKTAR

 

[Equalizer]

Nice game. Good to see the support from the Uni crowd, would be a good atmosphere to attend a game at FB stadium.

 

[Dismal Pillock]

Stiffy killer for poor Justin Marshill. Full on brave and heroic shriekmode when the Landers do something, me oh my boy, yet morose and resigned when the Blues do something good.

Final whistle, disconsolate silence. Yet if the Landers had won he'd be breaking out the verbal bunting from here to bloody Timarubuktu.

TL/DR; fuck him and fuck his drinking buddy Tony Johnstone, right up their fucken bayraktars.

 

[waiopehu oldboy]

Coverage from The Tropical* Tron about to commence. I wonder who'll be calling the game?

Edit: apparently it's some random bloke called Johnston. First name Tony, I think...

* current temp 21C.

 

[Dismal Pillock]

I wonder who'll be calling the game?

Where are those alternative commenatary hoons when I need them. I'd rather listen to Z.Ero burp the Pitcairns national anthem in Cantonese for 80 minutes straight than ever hear TJ commentate cheerlead another Cantabs rugby match.

 

[zer0]

Only allowed to do the Friday match lest TJ, Marshy and the other brain mashed former players be put out of business.

 

[waiopehu oldboy]

Brodie McAlister rolled his ankle in the warmups so Codie will start. Fuck knows who the reserve hooker is or if there even is one.

 

[waiopehu oldboy]

Only allowed to do the Friday match lest TJ, Marshy and the other brain mashed former players be put out of business.

You should sue for restraint of trade. Get Gunston, Gunston & Gunston to represent you. I've heard that anyone receiving a notice of claim from GG&G settles by COB that very day...

 

[waiopehu oldboy]

Not sure why Comms keep talking about the wind, I'm less than 4km from the ground & there's no wind here...

 

[Derpus]

Ruck security in this game has been pretty trash from both sides.

 

[Dismal Pillock]

Not sure why Comms keep talking about the wind, I'm less than 4km from the ground & there's no wind here...

TJ's gob creates a swirling effect.

 

[Dismal Pillock]

Nankivell giveth and Nankivell taketh away. Runs in his sides 2 tries with fine aplomb then balances the register by floating up out of the d-line like a deranged emu lost in space to gift Will Jordan a hoary great hole to scamper through.