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Ken Catchpole (46)
Well, apparently last Australian Rugby walked into The Tool Shed, it asked the bloke behind the counter if they could look in the "VIP* Selection" for anything double-ended and wrapped in barbed wire, because it "just wasn't enough" the last time they got the rotating black elephant with the inbuilt camera and the flash probe.
Holy fucking fuck what a fucking pack of utter fucking imbeciles, from top to fucking bottom.
If this is going any where towards where "deeply offensive text and images" usually go, then the matter is more serious than the person for whom this thread is titled
1) As I stated earlier: the DSWYE** clause should be enacted to anyone responsible, regardless of the position they hold. That, to me, is serious misconduct when it has the ability to interrupt the harmony of a touring party
2) Beale and anyone involved in sharing that message need to go. No ifs, buts, or maybes. That is utterly unacceptable behaviour, and if it was on team-supplied gear (like the iPads all players seem to have these days) then it is gross misuse of company equipment and would result in instant dismissal under the Acceptable Use policies of pretty much any organisation who has one
3) The entire metric clusterfuck of committees, sub-committees, commissions, panels, consultancy boards, advisory units, superjunkets and other bullshit that this political animal runs on needs terminating. Drop the napalm, throw the match, and walk away in slow mo.
EDIT: I volunteer to do it ONLY if RUPA are included in the genocide of numpty fucking self-serving rugby pricks.
Too long have Australian Rugby supporters been passively supporting this old boys' junket, and look what it has produced. I cannot summon any more words. I just can't. No wait, I fucking can:
***ts. Utter, gormless, ***ts. Is it any wonder we're a minority sport?
* Very Intense Pain
**Don't Shit Where You Eat
Excellent summary of how many of us are feeling.