Dismal Pillock
Nick Farr-Jones (63)
If he wants Matthew Ridge's fullback's jersey he's going to have to sell millions of dollars worth of coke.Not sure that this is enough to get a spot in @Dismal Pillock's All Time Crims XV.
Get busy Khunt!
As it stands a wing spot will require murder or, at the very least, attempted armed hold-up. Selling some souped-up bags of polyfilla aint in the same league iHomo.
Bench spot for a back will require GBH, bare minimum.
WTG beckons. We have a drongo in there who actually thought it would be a good use of his athletic abilities to jump up and down on a parked car.