Dismal Pillock
Michael Lynagh (62)
If he wants Matthew Ridge's fullback's jersey he's going to have to sell millions of dollars worth of coke.Not sure that this is enough to get a spot in @Dismal Pillock's All Time Crims XV.
Get busy Khunt!
As it stands a wing spot will require murder or, at the very least, attempted armed hold-up. Selling some souped-up bags of polyfilla aint in the same league iHomo.
Bench spot for a back will require GBH, bare minimum.
WTG beckons. We have a drongo in there who actually thought it would be a good use of his athletic abilities to jump up and down on a parked car.