Auckland Blues To Infinity and Beyond

[Dismal Pillock]

"....and I am saying Mr President, that if you platoon Segner, Choat and Suafoa in this role then the Blues can continue their success......"
"No way Zelensky, you cannot replace Akira Ioane. You are disprespecting the Oval Office. Please leave now."

 

[LeCheese]

Spotted walking out of the Auckland crematorium this morning:

https://imgur.com/IeKM80m

 

[Sully]

https://www.theroar.com.au/2025/03/03/the-wrap-failed-attempt-to-game-hia-process-calls-super-rugby-integrity-into-question/

Blues accussed of trying to cheat.

 

[Dismal Pillock]

Spotted walking out of the Auckland crematorium this morning:

https://imgur.com/IeKM80m

Goddamn, that is some next level hi-tech shit, Le Cheese.

Putting my stupid tonka toy MS Paint set to shame.

 

[LeCheese]

Goddamn, that is some next level hi-tech shit, Le Cheese.

Putting my stupid tonka toy MS Paint set to shame.

If you can't accomplish it with PowerPoint and a couple of hours of procrastination, is it really worth accomplishing?

 

[Dismal Pillock]

 

[Dismal Pillock]

Exclusive Footage of The Funeral for
The 2024 Auckland Blues Killdozer.

The Official Funeral Procession wends its way through the Onehunga countryside. The children weep. The truck drivers curse Tony Johnstone.

The banners read:

"AKIRA, WE MISS YOU"
"FUCK YOU RAZOR, HOSKINS RULEZ"
"TONY JOHNSTONE BLOWS GOATS"
"DEATH TO VIRGINS"
"CANTABS BLOW GOATS"
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The Ceremonial Burning of Ranga Christie's Hair;​

"When red burns, it burns yellow. This is Science 101."
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"AVERT YOUR GAZE, pilgrims, lest your naked eye sully The Glory of The Memory of The Killdozer."

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"...it seems to still be burning......"

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"The Killdozer is dead. I can't f**** believe it. Can you
wankers believe it? I still can't fucken believe it....."
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"Auckland Blues hopes and dreams for the 2025 season have been interred in a separate casket which will be biffed in the stupid f*******ng Mangere Estuary."

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"..... maybe ranga hair is like those tyre fires and it just burns forever and ever?"

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"Whoever the FUCK you are pal, this is ALL your fault."​

"This is taking so long that Ranga Christie's hair has probably grown back by now....."​

 

[Dismal Pillock]