List Of NON-DEROGATORY Names For Rd 3 Losing Blues Team
1 Pauliasi Manu: an alderman of ill repute
2 James Parsons: a blaggard
3 Ofa Tuungafasi: vegetation of an infoliate nature
4 Patrick Tuipulotu: the son of a night siren
5 Scott Scrafton: the spawn of a consort of a known charlatan
6 Jimmy Tupou: a gelding
7 Murphy Taramai: a clodpoll for which no poll is required
8 Akira Ioane: the Mount Cook of burnt broth
9 Augustine Pulu: a recalcitrant recidivist
10 Bryn Gatland: a mooncalf by any sliver of darkness
11 Rieko Ioane: Auckland Blues High Performance Centre
12 TJ Faiane: Auckland Blues High Performance Centre
13 George Moala: phrenology test case, exhibit A.
14 Matt Duffie: a dunderhead if only there were a head
15 Melani Nanai: a fellow of questionable parental lineage