Blues 2017 Schedule
home in bold
v Rebels, Thursday February 23. Off to Melb to pick up the quick W
v Chiefs, Friday March 3. Back to earth with a bump. L
v Highlanders, Saturday March 11. Usually full of beans for first home game. W
v Crusaders, Friday March 17 jesus did these guys enter a team in the comp AGAIN? Every bloody year. L
v Bulls, Saturday March 25. Oh shit. Inexplicable loss Blues style. L
v Force, Saturday April 1. Speedbump baby. W
v Highlanders, Saturday April 8. revenge match. Landers will be humming by then. L
v Hurricanes, Saturday April 15. upset of the season. W
v Brumbies, Sun April 30 reprise of last season, we’re back you boring truck and trailer pricks. W
v Waratahs, Saturday May 6. Blitzkrieg jailbreak, halogens, sirens, oh god, not the face, not the face. W.
v Cheetahs, Friday May 12. 1997 54-47 throwback game. W
v Stormers, Friday May 19 travel was too much plus Ofa kept farting on the plane. No sleep. L
v Chiefs, Friday May 26. Oh shit. L
v Reds, Friday June 2 Final home game, out with a bang W.
v Sunwolves, Saturday July 15. Win to finish 9 and 6 but due to ribbon for all the foreigners conference bullshit, miss the playoffs so drown sorrows with MASSIVE piss-up in Tokyo that night. Ofa accidentally joins the Japanese mafia. For life.