All-Time Crim 1st XV

[The Ghost of Raelene]

It's a matter of when for this bloke and cracking the starting XV.

He's going to have a sad post footy life when he won't be afforded the get away with it cause I play footy card. He'll keep doing this garbage.

 

[Zonker]

Hitting a woman should result in a lifetime red card from professional rugby. No TMO review required.

 

[The Ghost of Raelene]

It's something you'd love to see World Rugby push to all bodies. Any DV offence.

 

[Sword of Justice]

Has any journalist in recent times put a question to an AB head coach or NZR exec about the no dickheads policy?

 

[Drew]

But they sweep the changerooms after games!!!! They can’t be bad

 

[Braveheart81]

Destroying evidence.

 

[Ignoto]

Years ago, I had a partner at a big 4 professional firm give a "pep talk" and spouted his profuse love for the "no dickhead policy".

Made me gag as he obviously didn't watch the All Blacks play, otherwise, he would have seen the throbbing cock that was/is Dane Coles run around.

 

[Dismal Pillock]

the throbbing cock that was/is Dane Coles

 

[LeCheese]

Uncanny resemblance to DMac and his smile

 

[TSR]

Yes - the No Dickhead Policy is standard Corporate Speak these days. Everyone claims to have one.

Like the All Blacks though, what’s not so clear is who is policing it and how exactly they are defining what makes someone a dickhead.

To be fair though, in my experience, a lot of dickheads are very good at hiding the fact until after they have signed that letter of offer It’s also much harder to maintain high standards in the current labour market.

(And some apparent DHs are very good rugby players).

 

[Ignoto]

Surely Hayman comes straight into the run on squad - https://www.nzherald.co.nz/nz/ex-al...-name-suppression/AZZABJQT6BCXNGQ7KFSEXQ4SRM/

 

[Dismal Pillock]

One of the photos was sent with the message: “Shame you are a f***wit with nice t***”.

Always someone else's fault with this guy.

"Ohhhhh I've got the dementia your honour, I wasnt feeling myself"

"Ohhhhh I've got alcohol issues your honour, I wasnt feeling myself"

Then after abruptly turning his back on NZ in 2007 to get more $$$ and play more games he turns around at the end of it all and tries to sue Rugby.

"They made me play all those rugby games for lots of extra money and caused me to get CTE your honour. It's always everyone else's fault"

What a colossal great fucking dickhead.

 

[Adam84]

Seems to be a lot of All Blacks in the lineup for acts/crimes against women….

 

[LevitatingSocks]

if Jeffrey Dahmer could kick a 50/22, New Zealand Rugby would say he had an eating disorder

 

[Dismal Pillock]

1st XV

3 John Ryan (IRE): busted for an attempted armed hold-up.

The Haymanator looking long and hard at a starting spot here

Psychological abuse/emotional blackmail with some nudee pics of some poor spunk over months and months sounds way worse than some silly Irish git who watched too many movies and mister beaned a bank robbery

 

[Dismal Pillock]

Mo Schwalger makes himself available for a spot on the coaching staff.

Stuff

www.stuff.co.nz

Low life scumbag

 

[Adam84]

Missed this one from last year, but former Reds, Brumbies and Kinetsu Liners backrower; Lolo Faka'osilea charged with extortion using a gun and possession of MDA.

https://www.couriermail.com.au/truecrimeaustralia/police-courts-qld/former-qld-reds-player-lolo-manaia-fakaosilea-charged-with-extortion-using-fake-gun/news-story/1cb66cd1edc4ba49161c429c547de62d

 

[The Ghost of Raelene]

Gonna have to start putting together an A side soon.

 

[Yabby]

Weird to see Clarke making an attempt to "evade" a stop, would have been more typical to run over the top of the cop car and try free the arms up.

All Blacks' Clarke accepts dangerous driving charges

All Blacks star Caleb Clarke faces hefty fines or even jail time after admitting charges of dangerous driving and failing to stop for police.

www.rugby.com.au

Long time forum stalker, finally decided to sign up and contribute, always good to see proper rugby trying to keep up with our jail rugby brothers stupidity.

 

[The Ghost of Raelene]

He has said he's interested in trying his hand at league. This is a resume builder